A Halloween Story ..?!
Question: A Halloween Story !.!.!?
A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind
him he hears:
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he sees the image of an
upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him!.
FASTER!.!.!.
FASTER!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.!.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and locks the door behind him!. However, the casket crashes through
the door, with the lid of the casket clapping!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
With the casket on his heels, the terrified man runs!.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in!. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps!.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door!.
Bumping and clapping toward him!.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is
a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the
casket!.!.!.
and,
The coffin stops !.
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him he hears:
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he sees the image of an
upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him!.
FASTER!.!.!.
FASTER!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.!.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and locks the door behind him!. However, the casket crashes through
the door, with the lid of the casket clapping!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
With the casket on his heels, the terrified man runs!.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in!. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps!.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door!.
Bumping and clapping toward him!.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is
a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the
casket!.!.!.
and,
The coffin stops !.
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Answers:
LMFAO - I was really getting in to that as well! Www@Enter-QA@Com
well done!.[excellent job] congratulations on the best story!. ''the cough syrup in the casket''was the good line!. i love this story!. thanks for the story!. i want more if you need me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
PMSL!! That was actually quite funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha that's so terrible it makes it hysterical!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol that is brilliant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh dear!.!.!.!. Well done ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol the good kind of cheesyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ouch! That was a nasty cough!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Best laugh I have had all day mate !.!.!.Good man !.Www@Enter-QA@Com