Survey:: When did you last use the innocent smile ?!
Question: Survey:: When did you last use the innocent smile !?
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Hoping it would get you off something really quite bad !.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hoping it would get you off something really quite bad !.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
:-))))) Me!?!?!? Never!.you mean that doesn't work with them!?!?Dammit Lol xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeppers, i did use it, only last night
i had this big party with some friends, and we were all laying on the ground in a public park!. it was really cold out because we were about two hundred feet from the ocean, so we had a bunch of blankets and jackets covering the six of us!.
then this tourist comes around the corner of the building we were behind, holding a camera, and took a few pictures of us!. we asked if he was going to send it in to the paper, and i was like "*innocent smile* please dont, i dont think that would be very nice because my parents might kill me *giggle*"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i had this big party with some friends, and we were all laying on the ground in a public park!. it was really cold out because we were about two hundred feet from the ocean, so we had a bunch of blankets and jackets covering the six of us!.
then this tourist comes around the corner of the building we were behind, holding a camera, and took a few pictures of us!. we asked if he was going to send it in to the paper, and i was like "*innocent smile* please dont, i dont think that would be very nice because my parents might kill me *giggle*"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Psychology is better!.
A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding and had the
following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license!?
Driver: I don't have one!. I had it suspended when I got my
5th DUI
Officer: The registration for the vehicle please!?
Driver: It's not my car!. I stole it!.
Officer: The car is stolen!?
Driver: That's right!. But come to think of it, I think I
saw the registration in the glove box when I was
putting my gun in there!.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box!?
Driver: Yes sir!. That's where I put it after I shot and
killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed
her in the trunk!.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK!?!!?!!?
Driver: Yes, sir!.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain!.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain
approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license!?
Driver: Sure!. Here it is!.
It was valid!.
Captain: Who's car is this!?
Driver: It's mine, officer!. Here's the registration!.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see
if there's a gun in it!?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it!.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box!.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk!? I was told
you said there's a body in it!.
Driver: No problem!.
The trunk was opened; no body!.
Captain: I don't understand it!. The officer who stopped
you said you told him you didn't have a license,
stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and
that there was a dead body in the trunk!.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding and had the
following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license!?
Driver: I don't have one!. I had it suspended when I got my
5th DUI
Officer: The registration for the vehicle please!?
Driver: It's not my car!. I stole it!.
Officer: The car is stolen!?
Driver: That's right!. But come to think of it, I think I
saw the registration in the glove box when I was
putting my gun in there!.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box!?
Driver: Yes sir!. That's where I put it after I shot and
killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed
her in the trunk!.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK!?!!?!!?
Driver: Yes, sir!.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain!.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain
approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license!?
Driver: Sure!. Here it is!.
It was valid!.
Captain: Who's car is this!?
Driver: It's mine, officer!. Here's the registration!.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see
if there's a gun in it!?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it!.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box!.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk!? I was told
you said there's a body in it!.
Driver: No problem!.
The trunk was opened; no body!.
Captain: I don't understand it!. The officer who stopped
you said you told him you didn't have a license,
stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and
that there was a dead body in the trunk!.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
This morning when my fiance tried to be stern with me about the credit card bill!.!.!. i smiled the classic innocent smile, batted my long mascared eyelashes, smothered his face with kisses, and told him what a wonderful fiance he is!.!.!. It worked just fine!.!.!. he forgot to pretend to be mad, paid the bill, then handed the card back to me!.!.!. If that hadn't worked, I would have burst into tears instead as he hates seeing me cry!.!. Next thing to try when the smile thing stops working!. Note to self!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
today!.
i flicked a gatorade bottle cap at this one kid at lunch and it hit him right in the ear!.
the dean asked if it was me and i just smiled and said "what!?! i would do no such thing!" lol
prevented me from getting suspended!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i flicked a gatorade bottle cap at this one kid at lunch and it hit him right in the ear!.
the dean asked if it was me and i just smiled and said "what!?! i would do no such thing!" lol
prevented me from getting suspended!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Earlier on today!.!.!.
i said Something Extremely Stupid!.!.!.
so i used the innocent smile lol
:)
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i said Something Extremely Stupid!.!.!.
so i used the innocent smile lol
:)
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Today and it did!
? ? Inez/Inescia ? ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
? ? Inez/Inescia ? ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Like an hour ago!. I walked out of my friends house with his jacket!. I actually forgot I even had it on!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I am not using the naughty smile the innocent one appears!.!.!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yesterday! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 weeks ago when i dumped my bf
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If I had a car that could do that speed I would think I was in heaven!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
For about 4 months because my life has pretty much been in a desperate state!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My smile is always innocent!.!.!. :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha > I only have one smile and its an innocent oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
I use it several times a day!.!.!.
Still waiting for it to work in my favour though!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Still waiting for it to work in my favour though!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You're having a laugh at me, right!?
Just because I have no face!.
You're mean, FoG!.!.!.!.!.!.plain mean!.!.!.!.!.!.
:o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just because I have no face!.
You're mean, FoG!.!.!.!.!.!.plain mean!.!.!.!.!.!.
:o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
167 mph, jeez that's fast!.
I used it today when I had a text!. I couldn't reveal the contents to my daughterWww@Enter-QA@Com
I used it today when I had a text!. I couldn't reveal the contents to my daughterWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol a few weeks ago i aint done nothing bad for a few weeks YAAASWww@Enter-QA@Com
always:]Www@Enter-QA@Com
At the bankWww@Enter-QA@Com
This morning but it did'nt really work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
?what!?!?!?!?!? i am innocent!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A few hours ago so I can use someone's cell phone!. I don't have one yet =(Www@Enter-QA@Com
I do it everytime I answer a question on here ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I find it's better to start crying!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard Quizard's joke before but it's still funny to me,Lmao! Great pic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Double parked outside a bank!.!.!.coo!Www@Enter-QA@Com
<--- It is a constant feature on my face, see! xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
when i passed gasWww@Enter-QA@Com
<----- I'm using it right nowWww@Enter-QA@Com