Any good pick up lines....?!
Question: Any good pick up lines!.!.!.!.!?
care to share any good pick up lines!.!.!.
throw at me the good and the bad ones xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
throw at me the good and the bad ones xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hiya good looking, whatcha got cookin!?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again!?
You must be a parking ticket cause you've got FINE written all over you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I closer together!
Hi, my name is Milk and I will do your body good
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours!?
I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips!.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you!?
If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world!.
My name's not Elmo but you can tickle me anytime!.
You're like a cappuccino: hot, sweet, and you make me nervous!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again!?
You must be a parking ticket cause you've got FINE written all over you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I closer together!
Hi, my name is Milk and I will do your body good
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours!?
I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips!.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you!?
If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world!.
My name's not Elmo but you can tickle me anytime!.
You're like a cappuccino: hot, sweet, and you make me nervous!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You wouldn't happen to know where a guy could get a decent cup of vagina around here would you!.
If you can fake a good orgasm I'll go out with you!.
Which would you rather have, a really good looking guy with lots of money or a guy who would be really grateful and try real hard!?
I'm the last guy in this room you'll go out with!? Okay, I can wait!.
You know a mans equipment is inversely proportional to the price of his vehicle!. Listen I've got my skateboard parked right outside, let's you and me get out of here!.
Do you like a gentleman who treats you like a lady!? Oh, well if you ever want a guy to boff your socks off, here's my card!.
Have you ever thought about organizing a revolution and devoting your life to freedom from the capitalist government that drains the life out of us as we speak!? No!? Will you have sex with me!?
Do you mind if I just sit here and try to convince you to go out with me!.
I have a job, a penis, and I can read!. I've never killed anyone!.
Character flaws, Infidelity, even prosthetic limbs don't bother me and I take rejection really well!. Let’s hear your hype!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you can fake a good orgasm I'll go out with you!.
Which would you rather have, a really good looking guy with lots of money or a guy who would be really grateful and try real hard!?
I'm the last guy in this room you'll go out with!? Okay, I can wait!.
You know a mans equipment is inversely proportional to the price of his vehicle!. Listen I've got my skateboard parked right outside, let's you and me get out of here!.
Do you like a gentleman who treats you like a lady!? Oh, well if you ever want a guy to boff your socks off, here's my card!.
Have you ever thought about organizing a revolution and devoting your life to freedom from the capitalist government that drains the life out of us as we speak!? No!? Will you have sex with me!?
Do you mind if I just sit here and try to convince you to go out with me!.
I have a job, a penis, and I can read!. I've never killed anyone!.
Character flaws, Infidelity, even prosthetic limbs don't bother me and I take rejection really well!. Let’s hear your hype!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"If I wasn't married to the streets it would be you"
My friend uses it through text messages girls reply: "Aw you are so sweet!" Obviously they are ignorant!.
Edit:
To the person above me
"I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips!."
Creepy but poetic in a way!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
My friend uses it through text messages girls reply: "Aw you are so sweet!" Obviously they are ignorant!.
Edit:
To the person above me
"I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips!."
Creepy but poetic in a way!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
this is no joke!.
at a party I met a girl, never talked to her before in my life, but I had drank a few, and I sat down right beside her and put my arm around her!. then I said
"You don't know me but your gonna fall in love with me!."
4 months later we were married!. we have been married ever since!.
crazy huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
at a party I met a girl, never talked to her before in my life, but I had drank a few, and I sat down right beside her and put my arm around her!. then I said
"You don't know me but your gonna fall in love with me!."
4 months later we were married!. we have been married ever since!.
crazy huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you were my homework I'd do you on my table everynight
Are your parents terrorists because baby your the bomb
Do you know karate!? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns
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Are your parents terrorists because baby your the bomb
Do you know karate!? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns
Www@Enter-QA@Com
did you put windex on your pants!? cuz i can see my self in them!
i'm no fred flinstone but i can make your bed rock
lets do some math!. add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
wanna see my gooey duck!? (search it on images)(oyster thing that looks like a *****)
ba da ba baba! i'm lovin itWww@Enter-QA@Com
i'm no fred flinstone but i can make your bed rock
lets do some math!. add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
wanna see my gooey duck!? (search it on images)(oyster thing that looks like a *****)
ba da ba baba! i'm lovin itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Its a good thing I brought my library card 'cause I'm checkin you out!
Are your legs tired because you've been running around my mind all day!
I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too
could you answer my question please:
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Are your legs tired because you've been running around my mind all day!
I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too
could you answer my question please:
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"There's monsters under my bed, can I sleep in with you tonight!?"
Made that one myself!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Made that one myself!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
No such thing as a good pick up line buddy lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Did you clean your pants with windex!? 'Cause I can see myself in them!"
"Nice legs!. When do they open!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Nice legs!. When do they open!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
*I don't need pick-up lines!.!.!.!.I'm sexy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Straight up ! & Honest !
Not too strong but rather cool, calm, and uhhhh!!! collected!
Got it!?
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not too strong but rather cool, calm, and uhhhh!!! collected!
Got it!?
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
If I told you you had a great body,,,
Would you hold it against me!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Would you hold it against me!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You have monkey wrench eyes!.!.!. when I look at you my nuts tighten!.Www@Enter-QA@Com