My boyfriend refuses to wake up, what do I do?!
Question: My boyfriend refuses to wake up, what do I do!?
be creative, yet serious, because I've jumped on him and kissed his head like a pecking bird!.!. :P
Do i punch him!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do i punch him!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Superglue the head of his penis to his belly button!. Then start turning him on!. Check the look on his face!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Before you go to bed take a bath!. After the bath put on the dress where you will look and be the most hottie ever exists!. Put some cologne will be a plus!. While walk towards the bed, try to wall while seducing him!. Do a very sexy cat walk!. Lay right beside him!. If he will not react, kiss him!. If still no reach action then kiss his weakest point - his ear, is navel, where ever it but do go on the organ!. if he reacts then you are now free to do the move and enjoy!. If still you guy don't react then grab him everywhere - if still he don't wake up, He is a dead man, a idiot, a crap!.
Why waste time!? come to me and together we will stay awake until early morn the next day!. (",)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why waste time!? come to me and together we will stay awake until early morn the next day!. (",)Www@Enter-QA@Com
wet the sheets wake him up with one of the other options - personally the bacon sounds good lol and tell him really I thought you were too old for that now :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
are you really sure you have a Boyfriend!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Maybe he's in a coma and you should call an ambulance!. IDK, I get really pissed off when I get woken up!. I'd just leave him alone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just let the man, sleep!. He's gonna get pissed at you if you pull this stuff all the time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dump a can of tuna on his face and turn the cat loose on him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just grind your genitalia into his face!. He will get turned on or wake up gasping for airWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lift his shirt and spread peanut butter on his chest, then elect a cat or a dog lick it off!.!.!.
When he realizes a cat or dog was licking his chest!.!.!. lol!.!.!. his face would be priceless!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
When he realizes a cat or dog was licking his chest!.!.!. lol!.!.!. his face would be priceless!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you throw nuts at him like I told you!?
Or, take his pillow, say you need it, your back hurts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Or, take his pillow, say you need it, your back hurts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just let him sleep!. But here's on that NEVER fails for me--start cooking bacon!. That's been tested over and over! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Eat some crackers right above his face and all of the crumbs will land on him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hit him with your pillow, or pour cold water on him, or stick ice down his pants, or do all of them at the same timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
No go down and start giving him head, he'll wake up in no time!.!.!.!.hehe
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Put ice down his pants and when he jumps up tell him you're coldWww@Enter-QA@Com
Punch Him!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Give him head lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Put ICY-HOT down his pants! I guarantee he'll wake up!. That's right!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LET ME *** ON HIMWww@Enter-QA@Com
Let him sleep!Www@Enter-QA@Com
put ice down his pants, or cold water but that could wet the sheetsWww@Enter-QA@Com
did u kick him in the balls!? try sayin "do u wanna have sex!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nope, let him sleep!. It's fingers for you tonight!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Shout for help!?Www@Enter-QA@Com