What do you think of my birthday tribute poem?!
Question: What do you think of my birthday tribute poem!?
Down in the cellar, so damp and so dark,
only one thing makes our hopes light a spark!.
The daily event when our mistress comes down
replaces with smiles our ubiquitous frown!.
She comes bringing joy, she comes bringing cheer,
However, she does not bring us that which is dear!.
Our freedom we want, our freedom we need,
for our freedom we cry, for our freedom we bleed!.
So please let us free, on this most special day,
Or we are going to break out and beat the crap out of you, tie up the sith, eat all of the canned peaches in the cabinets, and then steal your car and go to the doctor to get treatment for our rickets!.
Well, I guess I lost the whole rhyming thing at the end!. What do you think!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
only one thing makes our hopes light a spark!.
The daily event when our mistress comes down
replaces with smiles our ubiquitous frown!.
She comes bringing joy, she comes bringing cheer,
However, she does not bring us that which is dear!.
Our freedom we want, our freedom we need,
for our freedom we cry, for our freedom we bleed!.
So please let us free, on this most special day,
Or we are going to break out and beat the crap out of you, tie up the sith, eat all of the canned peaches in the cabinets, and then steal your car and go to the doctor to get treatment for our rickets!.
Well, I guess I lost the whole rhyming thing at the end!. What do you think!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Look!. I made you the tuna noodle casserole with the ritz crackers!. Arent you happy!? Well!.!.!.the sith cooked it after I told him to!. Would you like a plastic spork to eat with!? I think I have a box of White Zin somewhere, hang on!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.no!? Well, there's some juice boxes that expired only a month ago--here, I'll give you a swirly straw!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is a great poem, but I think you are like me in that you say you want to escape the cellar, but instead are glad that she picked you to be her prisoner!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's the best poem that at least a hundred people in this world understand!. We're like, elite, and stuff!.
Happy Birthday Cellar B*tch!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Happy Birthday Cellar B*tch!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I felt the passion, fear & desire!.
I would so be with you brother in your struggle
but I'm afraid of your mistress and am genetically
allergic to chains!.
if you never make it out !.!.!.!.!. can I have your deluxe abacus!?
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I would so be with you brother in your struggle
but I'm afraid of your mistress and am genetically
allergic to chains!.
if you never make it out !.!.!.!.!. can I have your deluxe abacus!?
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*sheds a tear*
Here is another line you could add:
"All alone in the cellar, only water bugs for friends,
I think I just peed, and leaked through my Depends!."
*cries again*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here is another line you could add:
"All alone in the cellar, only water bugs for friends,
I think I just peed, and leaked through my Depends!."
*cries again*Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Valkyrie" is really your own Mom, isn't she!?!!?
"Isn't She!"
(Screaming in mortal pain now, and trashing up against the brick wall I am chained to in her basement!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Isn't She!"
(Screaming in mortal pain now, and trashing up against the brick wall I am chained to in her basement!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, happy birthday, It seems your future does not appear to bright,
But make sure you wear shades when you finally do come out of the cellar!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But make sure you wear shades when you finally do come out of the cellar!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's is one of the creepiest things I've ever not been forced to read!. Especially the rickets part!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think it's really, really wonderful, Geek!.
Happiest of happy birthdays to the only person I know who's strong enough to work a Snoopy Sno Cone Machine!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Happiest of happy birthdays to the only person I know who's strong enough to work a Snoopy Sno Cone Machine!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think that you probably just bought yourself a first class ticket to the midget room for the next week or so!. You poor sorted bastard!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
(( HUGS)) & Happy Birthday Valkyrie!!.!.!.xxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
You really need to get a real life with a real job!. Too much time on your hands!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious!. is it about forced child labour!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's fabulous!.!.!.!.is it for a dominatrix's b-day!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha I Thinnk It'ss Funny! :P:) xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Whats rickets!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL You're our male answer to that guy who kept his daughter for 24 years in austria!.!.!.
I wonder if I could keep you!?!?
What's your diet!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I wonder if I could keep you!?!?
What's your diet!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is this about S&M lol !! very funny!.!. you need help!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com