Who didn't cut the mustard today!
Question: Who didn't cut the mustard today
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My boss, she is in way above her head and after the way she treated me today I'm leaving her to drown!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's all a matter of how you put it:
i may not have cut the mustard, but i may have slapped some on a big ol' piece of cheese and make it into a sandwich and eat it!.
then again, i could have let all my mustard out of it's jar and flushed it down the toilet!.
i also could've curbed my craving and refrained from opening that mustard jar because i had an important meeting and didn't want to look ridiculous cutting mustard in front of my associates!. then, i got so cross eyed and purple from my craving that it looked weird anyway!.
or, i could've just stashed all my mustard away and quietly cut some cheddar with a nice sharp knife to put on a piece of tuscan bread!.
which one, do you think!?
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i may not have cut the mustard, but i may have slapped some on a big ol' piece of cheese and make it into a sandwich and eat it!.
then again, i could have let all my mustard out of it's jar and flushed it down the toilet!.
i also could've curbed my craving and refrained from opening that mustard jar because i had an important meeting and didn't want to look ridiculous cutting mustard in front of my associates!. then, i got so cross eyed and purple from my craving that it looked weird anyway!.
or, i could've just stashed all my mustard away and quietly cut some cheddar with a nice sharp knife to put on a piece of tuscan bread!.
which one, do you think!?
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Is cutting mustard cutting cheese!? I haven't farted today!. But the other day my cousin ate a ton of tangerines and then when we were shopping she had to fart so I made her do so in the corner of the store and it smelled like tangerines!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I didn't!. But I did cut the mozzerella cheese for my spaghetti!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I didn't cut the mustard, however I did cut the cheese!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm too old to cut the mustard, but not too old to lick the jar it came in!.!.!.!.nuff said!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Me
but I cut the cheese
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but I cut the cheese
Gouda to be exactWww@Enter-QA@Com
I cut mayo!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i cut the cheese today!.!.!.!.mustard i might do tomorrow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i didnt but i might laterWww@Enter-QA@Com
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