Job seekers allowance benefits question for the unemployed?!
Question: Job seekers allowance benefits question for the unemployed!?
my cat is unemployed, while i am at work he sleeps all day and just messes around!.!. i don't think he will ever be able to get a job, i can't find any vacancies for a mouse catcher!.!.!.
can my cat claim job seekers allowance!?!?
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can my cat claim job seekers allowance!?!?
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what a lazy brat, id keep pushing him to get out there!. you should type him a resume, since, ya know, he cant type with paws!.!.!.anyway, get that resume together!. maybe post on craigslist or look on yahoo hot jobs!. dont give up!. how dare he mess around while your working your butt off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Absolutely not!. Lying around all day hardly counts as jobseeking, does it!? So, that would be fraud!.
What you could do, however, is find him a lady friend he can knock up then, voila, with kiddies in tow they can claim income support!.
Tell ya mate, you can get shed loads when you've got kids!.
Hope this helps :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
What you could do, however, is find him a lady friend he can knock up then, voila, with kiddies in tow they can claim income support!.
Tell ya mate, you can get shed loads when you've got kids!.
Hope this helps :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
probably not but he could probably blag it and say he has a back problem and get him animal incapacity benefits!.!.
either that or claim he has a drug addiction and get him a trip to rehab paid for with dinner lunch free sports facilities all paid for by the taxpayer he will love it!.
my cat is the same!. lazy bugger!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
either that or claim he has a drug addiction and get him a trip to rehab paid for with dinner lunch free sports facilities all paid for by the taxpayer he will love it!.
my cat is the same!. lazy bugger!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Unlikely!.
Your cat and I should get together!. We have a lot in common!. Does he like to tip back a few beers and watch football on the telly!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your cat and I should get together!. We have a lot in common!. Does he like to tip back a few beers and watch football on the telly!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha, no i don't honestly think your cat could get cat seekers allowance, lol, AnnWww@Enter-QA@Com
No he can't!. it is a requirement of law that benefit claimants be a 'person', a cat can not qualify!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah sure he can im sure hes more motivated than most unemployed peoople out there so i dont c y not :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
If the cats start running the govt, then yes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont know but if u find out let me know cos my dog could do wiv a cat catchers jobWww@Enter-QA@Com
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i hope this is a joke!.!.!.
if not if he's really cute,
he can be a model!.!.!.
model what!?
IDKWww@Enter-QA@Com
i hope this is a joke!.!.!.
if not if he's really cute,
he can be a model!.!.!.
model what!?
IDKWww@Enter-QA@Com
I have 3 lay-abouts in my house & all they do is eat & sleep!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Does He Has the Proper Education!.!.!.!?!?!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
might just as well he prolly does as much to find a job as the laya bouts claiming benefit,,,,still its not much is it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
huhWww@Enter-QA@Com