You sir, you sir, how about a shave?!

Question: You sir, you sir, how about a shave!?
sure just as long as u don't slit my throat!.

had him!
His throat was there beneath my hand!.
No, I had him!
His throat was there and now he'll never come again!.
Mrs!. Lovett: Easy now, hush love hush
I keep telling you, Whats your rush!?
Todd: When!? Why did I wait!?
You told me to wait -
Now he'll never come again!.
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And it's filled with people who are filled with ****
And the vermin of the world inhabit it!.
But not for long!.!.!.

They all deserve to die!.
Tell you why, Mrs!. Lovett, tell you why!.
Because in all of the whole human race
Mrs!. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two
There's the one staying put in his proper place
And the one with his foot in the other one's face
Look at me, Mrs Lovett, look at you!.

No, we all deserve to die
Tell you why, Mrs!. Lovett, tell you why!.
Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief
For the rest of us death will be a relief
We all deserve to die!.

And I'll never see Johanna
No I'll never hug my girl to me - finished!
Alright! You sir, you sir, how about a shave!?
Come and visit your good friend Sweeney!.
You sir, too sir!? Welcome to the grave!.

I will have vengenance!.
I will have salvation!.
Who sir, you sir!?
No ones in the chair, Come on! Come on!
Sweeney's!. waiting!. I want you bleeders!.
You sir! Anybody!
Gentlemen now don't be shy!

Not one man, no, nor ten men!.
Nor a hundred can assuage me!.
I will have you!
And I will get him back even as he gloats
In the meantime I'll practice on less honorable throats!.
And my Lucy lies in ashes
And I'll never see my girl again!.

But the work waits!
I'm alive at last!
And I'm full of joy!Www@Enter-QA@Com

no thanks i dont wanna get killed :)
plus i dont really have facial hairWww@Enter-QA@Com

I still haven't seen Sweeney Todd :[Www@Enter-QA@Com



I like my 5 foot long beard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

sweeney todd!! an amazing movie i got the tee and dvd!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

As long as you kill me and not sing to me then that's fine!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol-ya,ya,ya I know-it's been a few days, thanks for reminding me!Www@Enter-QA@Com

No thanks, always clean shaven!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

only if you'll take care of my undercarriageWww@Enter-QA@Com

Nah, I like it like this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You sir, too sir!? Welcome to the grave!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You always have to sing while cutting peoples thoats!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I dont shave yet, so noWww@Enter-QA@Com

No sir, Sweeney Todd, I'd rather spend time with your alter ego Captain Jack Sparrow!. ^^'Www@Enter-QA@Com


No one's in the chair,
Come on! Come on!
Sweeney's waiting,
Why don't you bleed it!?

snaps to you! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com

Oh I could use one!.

2 bits!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

do you need some barbasol with that razor!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not yet, I like my 5 o'clock shadow!. Clean shaven I look like a bald 6 year old!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

no thanks : )Www@Enter-QA@Com

You sir, should I trust thee with thy blade!? I think not sir!. But would thee trust me with thy wife!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well, I would, but I don't have facial fair!. Thanks for the offer, though, I'm sure you are a very good barber!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"No one's in the chair, come on, come on! Sweeney's waiting!"

That is totally my favorite song in the entire film!. <3 Demon Barbers!.

"I will have veeeeengeance, I will have salvaaaaaation!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


is that movie good!?!.!.!.!.!.!.assuming a yes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's the magical peralie potion!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ehw!.!.!.i hated that!.!.!.movie
i passed out in the middle from seeing all the blood!.!.!.haha my friends thought i was dead

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