What are some of your best/worst pickup lines?!
Question: Nice legs...what time do they open
Answers: Nice legs...what time do they open
hey are you a thief? you just stole my heart
do you have all your own teeth?
I lost my number can i have yours?
Do you live in Jupiter cause you're out of this world!!! chihuahua!!!
Have you got a plaster because i have just fallen for you!
A few years ago, my big sister and I were walking home one afternoon after school and passed three drunk guys all wearing masks and stuff that covered their faces. One of them wore a frog mask. He backtracked to walk backwards with us and talked to us. And then he said to my sister:
"Are you legal?"
Sister: "Legal for what?"
Frogface: "You know. For making tadpoles."