HELP Me PLEASEEEEE!!!?!
Question: i will give u TEN points if u give me the wittiest, most original, and the funniest answer. like my last question thinngy, this is ALSO a random question with a stupid reason!ok so here i go:
i am walking my LLAMA down the street. oh by the way his name is will ferrel! ANYWAY....i am walkin him down the street and this random guy comes up and asks if he could by my llama or if i could tell him where he can find one! i dont know where he could get one sooooo i need YOUR help to find a make belive place so i can get him off my back for a llama. he keeps calling me cuz i dropped my buisness card on the ground when i did a super sweet nija move jumping on my llama and riding into the walmart. well he keeps calling me and annoying the crap out of me sooooooooooo i want to tell him a place so he can get one! PLZ PLZ PLZ HELP ME!!!!
P.S. this is a fictional story! SIDE AFFECT FROM CHRONIC BORDOM OR JUST ME BEING RANDOM!!! HAHA!! 10 points for u if u have the bestestestest answer EVER!!!
Answers: i will give u TEN points if u give me the wittiest, most original, and the funniest answer. like my last question thinngy, this is ALSO a random question with a stupid reason!ok so here i go:
i am walking my LLAMA down the street. oh by the way his name is will ferrel! ANYWAY....i am walkin him down the street and this random guy comes up and asks if he could by my llama or if i could tell him where he can find one! i dont know where he could get one sooooo i need YOUR help to find a make belive place so i can get him off my back for a llama. he keeps calling me cuz i dropped my buisness card on the ground when i did a super sweet nija move jumping on my llama and riding into the walmart. well he keeps calling me and annoying the crap out of me sooooooooooo i want to tell him a place so he can get one! PLZ PLZ PLZ HELP ME!!!!
P.S. this is a fictional story! SIDE AFFECT FROM CHRONIC BORDOM OR JUST ME BEING RANDOM!!! HAHA!! 10 points for u if u have the bestestestest answer EVER!!!
Tell him that you sold your soul to the devil to get the llama and that he should too
well the stork brought my llama so....
at your mama's house.
da zoooo
Tell the guy to meet you at the pet store
tell him to go to the zoo
or to a llama store lol
ur question is toooooooooooooooooooo RANDOM!
PIZZA PIE !!!!
Llamaland
Llama Land Lord...lol, duh "Come here to get all of ur breeds of llamas!"
"...so i told him where to get one, i said ' go to the bridge right across town. ask for the bird with eight wings and one leg. he will grant you nine wishes, but will ask for an answer to his riddle.' but what I didn't tell him is that there are cannibals on the other side of town that like to eat people who ask retarted questions, then i left with my llama doing awesome ninja moves..."
You grew him since he was just a little sea monkey that you bought from a jcpenney catalog.
LLAMASMART
get it LLAMAS mart
and LLAMA SMART
I was actually laughing out loud! :) Okay you can rent a llama for a $30 dollar fee at www.rent-a-llama.com or you can buy for $75 at Llama Love for the Llama Lovers down the street.
*If you purchase/rent online, don't forget about $10.00 shipping and handling!!
Sell him 49% of your llama!
There for you get the head and are in charge of feeding, and he gets the butt and is in charge of butt. Also your decisions are final.
Then when the lamma dies, you can get a taxidermist to stuff it.
and you wont have to deal with the butt, and you get the better half to hang on your wall :D
lovely llama and Mare Asylum
L.L.A.M.A.
Well he could buy his llama from llamarama the only store to sell green llamas. Tell him it is in the Himalayas and he will have to make a perilous journey up Mt Llamala because only the brave may have llamas.
Also use your ninja moves to steal back your business card so he'll stop calling you.
tell him that he has to go to pizza hut and order a big pizza then rape his grandpa and umm then eat it then um um maybe like he could umm damnit! oh yeah he can kill his phone then move to south africa so that a llama will appear on his bed naked and ready to have some fun oh yeah mine was awesome..
tell him this: well there is a land far far far away where the sky is blue and the grass is green (weird i know) and there you will find a place just south of the volcano where a giant shrub grows...ok so you go to this shrub and pick one of the berries off of it. ONE!!!! only one. then you fly to Hawaii and find a man by the name of Ed...sell him the berry and he will give you a large sum of moolah. Take this money and pay for a plane ticket to Peru... You should have enough left over to buy a llama.
NOW...what you don't tell him: you have also picked a berry and sold it to Ed...and gotten some money. buuut you used it to buy a gun and waited in Peru for him to arrive...solves ur problemos!
OK tell him you went sky diving in Peru. and say you landed in the middle of this village where they thought you were a god so they gave you a llama. you then got really freaked out and rode your llama bare back through the mountains until you found an airstrip that used to belong to a secret USA military base. you spent the night there until this alien creature comes up from the basement saying give me your llama or you die. so you run though the forest with your llama. After all this you ride your llama to a pay phone and call your family to come pick you up because the llama wont stop spitting on you. tell him to go skydiving in Peru and to land in a village that worships llamas....... Hope this was a good story :)
he calls you again, but this time he indentifies himself as Agent John Sharpe FBI, and he really needs that Llama as part of an ongoing drug investigation. It appears that sheiks are smuggling oppium in using the camels humps. He tells you he won't go into details on how the oppium gets into the humps, it's a very complicated process..and besides the pt.
the next shipment is due to arrive next month. they are going to be bringing another Camel to a Florida zoo and they need your help! He said that they could go ahead and commission your Llama without your permission.
Feeling defeated, you agree to hand over your Llam to the FBI. But you want assurance that if Ferrel gets hooked on drugs, that the FBI will pay for drug rehabilitation.
Sharpe shows up in 2 hours, with a huge black van, and loads up Ferrel. With tears in your eyes, you wave good bye to Ferrel, who as the van is about to whip around the corner, spits, right in your eye, as only Llamas can do.
Then you realize..
how the hell can he use a Llama as a camel decoy? And you smack yourself in the head for not asking to see Mr. Sharpe's badge. Sure enuf you call the FBI. They have no Agent Sharpe. But someone does give you the number for missing lamas.
Tell him to check on eBay. You can buy just about anything on eBay!
tell him to Go to Ijahallosin (i-jah-ha-loo-sin) After you pass the welcome sign go to the info lounge which is ten steps past the entrance gate. Go to the gift shop and ask the cashier for Mertle. He will ask the guy why and say its for a llama trading. he will give you a bottle of Mountain dew and you have to drink it all before you see Mertle. Mertle is a drunkin fool who is KEY to a good llama purchase.
You tell Mertle EXACTLY what you want he will say "how much" give him the empty bottle of mountain dew and he will spit his sunflowers seeds in it. Leave Mertle and KEEP the bottle and put some water in it. SHake it up and it will turn gold. Go to town square and throw the bottle up in the air. If it comes down wait 30 minutes before throwing it up agian. if it does not return jump in to the fountain and you will be sucked down under.
DONT FIGHT IT go with the flow and you can breathe. Its NOT regular water. Close your eyes and continue to breathe normally. You will drift unconcience (dont ask) and you will be woken by a boy named Farid. He looks pathetic and weak but dont under estimate him. He will Lead you to Dustytoes you will challenge you. Let him win, but dont let him punch you in the stomach. Once you are "dead" make sure you he doesnt see you breathing. He will throw you down a well and there lies Mertle. He will give you the llama you described to him. It is free, though a drop of your blood is required to get the heck out of Ijahallosin
Thats how you get a llama crazed foon off your behind
Dress up as a llama. Show up at his door. take a **** on his door step, spit in his face (cuz thats what llamas do), and than whip out those cool ninja moves. and run.
than go cow tipping, because you are cool like that.
oh and dont forget to make up strange llama noises, because it adds to the ambiance.
what is llama and i think it has 3 L's
What are you smoking child,it's time to put the pipe away.