Okay Who would win in a Jewish Battle of the Bands contest?!
Question: Bob Dylan
The Beastie Boys
Kiss (2 Jewish Guys in the band)
Matisyahu
Adam Sandler (He'd just play the Haunukkah song)
Simon and Garfunkel
Also lets throw in:
Paula Abdul
Barry Manilow
Niel Diamond
Michael Bolton
Billy Joel
Answers: Bob Dylan
The Beastie Boys
Kiss (2 Jewish Guys in the band)
Matisyahu
Adam Sandler (He'd just play the Haunukkah song)
Simon and Garfunkel
Also lets throw in:
Paula Abdul
Barry Manilow
Niel Diamond
Michael Bolton
Billy Joel
ok...........uh
Bob Dylan - Overrated
The Beatie Boys - Too old (as well as dylan)
Kiss - They'd just set the stage on fire
Matisyahu - amazingly awesome
Adam Sandler - not bad
Simon and Garfunkel - the short guy went solo
Paula Abdul - Too busy telling everyone how great they are on American Idol
Barry Manilow - depends what song
Neil Diamond - the only person rooting for him would be my grandmother
Michael Bolton - homophobic (what's wrong with "when a man loves a man?!?")
Billy Joel - once again, depends what song
the winner= Matiyahu
2nd place= the non-jewish Billy Joel
Yo La Tengo