Poll.....Help with Grandpa?!
Question: Grandpa is on the roof again! He is swigging a jug of Kentucky moonshine and mooning all the neighbors. How can I get him down?
Answers: Grandpa is on the roof again! He is swigging a jug of Kentucky moonshine and mooning all the neighbors. How can I get him down?
get grandma to flash her boobs... he'll come a-runnin'
Paintball.
Tell him you have better 'shine than his and challenge him to a drink-off to prove it, and that has to be done on the ground because there is no way anyone can stand on a roof after a swig from your jug.