What did your fortune cookie read today?!
Question: mine says: Others will take notice of your positive attitude..in bed
how many others do u suppose will be in my bed? i hope it's 8, what a lovely round number
Answers: mine says: Others will take notice of your positive attitude..in bed
how many others do u suppose will be in my bed? i hope it's 8, what a lovely round number
mine said, you will be the last entrant in MKIA bed, gross, sloppy sevenths
great wealth is coming in ur future. yay!
Mine would say...your sleeping alone again this weekend and your phone bill will be even bigger than last month.
I was at work. It came up tails.
"Heads stay. Tails go home"
Mine said "You are a capitalist pig and coward.'
I have to stop getting those North Korean fortune cookies.
mine said.............The future is in your hands!
Mine was empty.... what's up with that!
Mine read:
Confucius say, "Don't poke the bear.....in bed."
At first I thought I had received an x-rated fortune cookie which could be very valuable but then I realized it meant don't aggravate the situation. I never get a break.
"That was not chicken"