You wake up in bed with two sumo wrestlers. What happened last night??!
Question: *marks number 74 off "Thing to do Before I Die" list*
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they thought it would be fun to make a white meat sandwich...
I need some ice now...
Lady, you're lucky you woke up!
I would think I would be still sleeping. Not a snowball chance in H-e double hockey sticks would that happen to me.
I hope to God I never remember, that' s what.
Too much saki
I guess you should be happy that you don't remember...
Just fulfilled my greatest fantasy! (jk)
Somebody got a stinking A** rubbed on them last night. Or stole my Bed and me in it!
woke up with a busted @ss.
Either I lost a bet, or they won one.
been really really and i mean really drunk....more drunk than Gibson's remarks on jews, though i do agree with him LOL
It never happened! I swear!! Whatever Elmo told you was a lie. I've never even been to Japan, let alone out of my home-town of Sweet-No-Nothin', Alabama.
The pilot "Sumo-Nija Warrior" with you as the M.C. lol
sumo fight
I hope to God I never remember, that' s what.
Too much Tequila...
Never will happen
They got excited at the mention of buttplugs.