High heels....got any funny stories?!
Question: Not really funny, but I was dancing with a guy and he got fresh so I stuck my stilletto into the top of his foot, brought my knee into his groin and gave him an uppercut with my right all in a matter of seconds. It was a reflex move.
Answers: Not really funny, but I was dancing with a guy and he got fresh so I stuck my stilletto into the top of his foot, brought my knee into his groin and gave him an uppercut with my right all in a matter of seconds. It was a reflex move.
yea, I can run in four inch heels. not stripper heels, but I still have yet to find anyone else that can do that. :-)~
nope bored
we were on a wharf, and you know how theres gaps in between the wood? well my high heel got caught pretty good in that and it took about 10 minutes to get out while we were in formal dresses with my friends.
i remember my first pair of high heels i was walking and my right foot bend to the right i fell down i was so hurt but at the same time found my self very concerned with looking around to see who saw me
Yes, a couple of years ago we were at a New Years party and my husband and I were dancing and when he went to spin me around, somehow my heel cracked, and I fell! LMAO! I think I cracked up more than everyone else from embarrassment! LOL : )
mines is similar to someone elses
i got my stiletto stuck in wooden decking, i never realsied, went to walk (the shoe was a mule without a heel strap) the shoe was stuck, so i stumbled then ended up falling into a pond! it was for a mates housewarming, my leg was absolutly gushing with blood, the scabs off it now but gonna be scared for life with that one, its a real mess can see it went down to the bone (yuk sorry)
anyway moral to the story i wont ever be walking on that ******* decking stuff with heels ever again!
The first time I walked in heels was at my eighth grade graduation (yes, graduation!). I thought it would be a nice and formal addition to my cute dress, so I got a pair of pretty pink, strappy sandles with thin, 3-inch heels. Unfortunately, I didn't count on having to walk up a ramp in order to get our "graduation" certificate.
I actually did just fine on the incline--got my certificate and everything! But, on the decline--as I was about to take that last step into freedom!--my heel snagged on the gap between two of the boards on the ramp, and I fell to my face. It's interesting how, when something like that happens, it's very dificult for people to NOT laugh...Well, after being helped up (by ALL the people who had front row seats! Yikes1) I turned to the girl who was a few steps behind me and, to save face, said, "Watch that last step, it's a dooser!" Amidst additional laughs, I walked back to my seat embarassed, but smiling (fakely, of course.). I'm still living that one down.
Naturally, I now only wear ballet flats.
not personally, although l can recall watching women fall all over the place trying to walk in them correctly
No i havent got funny stories but ive got funny jokes.There was a string walking in the bar and he orderd 6 cans of beer. When the bartender wasn't loking the string ran out and didn't pay.After the string tied he's self in a not out sied the bar,after he went back in and the bartender said: are you the strin what run out with out paying? the string said: no im not
Aged 14 i used to sneak a pair of my16 year old sister`s shoes out of the house to go see my boyfriend. He was16 so i thought i`d best seem tall and sophisticated. I used to take off my flat shoes in the street and put on the heels. Coming home i changed shoes in the street again so no one would be any the wiser. Fine until one night I and was running so i wouldn`t be late half way home in the flat shoes when i heard my boyfriend shouting my name. He was running after me because i had left something behind I don`t remember what it was. I was so gutted that i was in the flat shoes. You may have guessed i was not allowed to go out with boys at that age However...............
I have to wear high heels for college, and walk up cobbled streets, not the best combo! lol
yes the last time I wore them My wife got very mad, she said I had stretched the leather, but they don't make them in a size 13, what are you gonna do?
No not yet as I don't wear them!!