Will i still get into heaven?!
Question:
Will i still get into heaven?
The other day a priest asked me to help him put some shopping bags in his car. He said ''you look like a strong lad any chance you could help me?''
I stared at him like he was a rabid animal and said ''how dare you comment on my physique i would sooner make love to a wild gazel than help such a shallow person. Then i grabbed him and kicked him up the bum 6 times soft and 2 times REALLY hard!
Was i in the wrong? or was he?
Answers:
He was out of order! Only I, ONLY I, can comment on your all-round gorgyness! I'm gonna kill him, I think. He movin in on my man, I ain't havin that! xxx
Edit: Don't worry, you're in my heaven!xxx
Edit: I have been compared to a gazelle before... ;-)xxx