R&P, Chuck Norris facts?!
Question: R&P, Chuck Norris facts!?
I made these up!. Tell me what you think:
-When Chuck Norris's house burnt down, he made the ashes pick up the pieces and rebuild it!.
-When a man once caught himself insulting Chuck Norris, he poured gasoline on him and burnt himself alive since it was less painful than a roundhouse kick to the face, but unfortunately for him, he got both!.
-Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi!.
-Chuck Norris doesn't say "Who's your daddy!?", because he already knows the answer!.
-When Chuck Norris played Monopoly, it ruined the nation's economy!.
-When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars look both ways!.
-Chuck Norris's original cologne fragrance: burning flesh!.
I made these up, and worked hard, so will you just give me your honest opinion please!? Thanks! =]
MQ: Favorite Melodic Death Metal band!?
>>Dark Tranquility and In Flames!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
-When Chuck Norris's house burnt down, he made the ashes pick up the pieces and rebuild it!.
-When a man once caught himself insulting Chuck Norris, he poured gasoline on him and burnt himself alive since it was less painful than a roundhouse kick to the face, but unfortunately for him, he got both!.
-Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi!.
-Chuck Norris doesn't say "Who's your daddy!?", because he already knows the answer!.
-When Chuck Norris played Monopoly, it ruined the nation's economy!.
-When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars look both ways!.
-Chuck Norris's original cologne fragrance: burning flesh!.
I made these up, and worked hard, so will you just give me your honest opinion please!? Thanks! =]
MQ: Favorite Melodic Death Metal band!?
>>Dark Tranquility and In Flames!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Haha these are good!. Although 3 of them were already taken, sorry =(
MQ: In Flames!. Followed by Children of Bodom and Eternal Tears of SorrowWww@Enter-QA@Com
MQ: In Flames!. Followed by Children of Bodom and Eternal Tears of SorrowWww@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck norris uses hot sauce as eye drops!.
The movie alien vs pedator was a biograpy about chuck norris 1st sex experience!.
The reason why some girls are Bi are because they havent had a little chuck norris!!
Every time the boogeyman goes to sleep he goes into his closet to check if chuck norris is not there!.
Chuck norris took a whole bottle of sleeping pills,he blinked!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The movie alien vs pedator was a biograpy about chuck norris 1st sex experience!.
The reason why some girls are Bi are because they havent had a little chuck norris!!
Every time the boogeyman goes to sleep he goes into his closet to check if chuck norris is not there!.
Chuck norris took a whole bottle of sleeping pills,he blinked!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Defiantly some good ones in there, though I think I may have heard the pi one before somewhere!.!.!.
I really laughed at "When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars look both ways!."- short, sweet, and gets the point across!.
So!.!.!.can Chuck Norris make actual money off of Monopoly!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I really laughed at "When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars look both ways!."- short, sweet, and gets the point across!.
So!.!.!.can Chuck Norris make actual money off of Monopoly!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris's house doesn't burn down!. Unless he told it to!.
Who would insult Chuck Norris in the first place!?
The one about Pi!.!.!.good!.
How could it ruin the economy!? He wouldn't lose the game, of course!. He'd make millions!.
:)
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Who would insult Chuck Norris in the first place!?
The one about Pi!.!.!.good!.
How could it ruin the economy!? He wouldn't lose the game, of course!. He'd make millions!.
:)
MQ: AmorphisWww@Enter-QA@Com
Pretty good but the second one is too long to be properly effective, try shortening it a bit other than that, great!.
MA: i don't listen to much melodic death metal!. But melodic HARDCORE is a different story!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
MA: i don't listen to much melodic death metal!. But melodic HARDCORE is a different story!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very clever, you've got skills! I laughed xD They were all hilarious!.
I've always liked this one:
"Chuck Norris invented black!. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light!. Except pink!. Tom Cruise invented pink!."
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I've always liked this one:
"Chuck Norris invented black!. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light!. Except pink!. Tom Cruise invented pink!."
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There is no theory of evolution!. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live
The Signature move of Chuck Norris is The Roundhouse Kick!.!. Because he would totally own your face with it!.!.
Nice ones you got there by the way!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Signature move of Chuck Norris is The Roundhouse Kick!.!. Because he would totally own your face with it!.!.
Nice ones you got there by the way!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha these cracked me up I was laughing out loud at all of them!. Honest! Dude, you made these up!!? I'm impressed!
Eh, don't listen to death metal, any suggestions!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Eh, don't listen to death metal, any suggestions!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha nice!!!
i liked the ones about gasoline, who's your daddy and monopoly!
oh yea, and the one about cars looking both ways was goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
i liked the ones about gasoline, who's your daddy and monopoly!
oh yea, and the one about cars looking both ways was goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha, pretty good!
My favourite was the Pi one, and the cars looking both ways!.
They seemed really good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My favourite was the Pi one, and the cars looking both ways!.
They seemed really good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good!.!.!.
Have you done the google thing!.!.
1!. Go to google
2!.Type in Find Chuck Norris
3!. hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" Button!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have you done the google thing!.!.
1!. Go to google
2!.Type in Find Chuck Norris
3!. hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" Button!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAR! Pretty good, there, dewd!.
I still love the one "If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*** down!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I still love the one "If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*** down!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
you know how Jesus can walk on water!?!? Chuck Norris can swim on land!!!
Chuck Norris just been in a "Who Has More Testicles" challenge against Lance Armstrong!.!.!.!.!.Chuck Norris won by 5!.
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris just been in a "Who Has More Testicles" challenge against Lance Armstrong!.!.!.!.!.Chuck Norris won by 5!.
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
"When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars look both ways"
That one was my favorite lol
MQ: Arch EnemyWww@Enter-QA@Com
That one was my favorite lol
MQ: Arch EnemyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious, dude!. I love Chuck Norris jokes!.
MA: The only one that I like is Children of Bodom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
MA: The only one that I like is Children of Bodom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, and fifth ones!. The last one wasn't very good!.
MQ: In FlamesWww@Enter-QA@Com
MQ: In FlamesWww@Enter-QA@Com
You sure you didn't get these from the official Chuck Norris facts site!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
- Chuck Norris will be the next president
Truth!. D;Www@Enter-QA@Com
Truth!. D;Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Monopoly and the whos your daddy were the best!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, that was actually funny!. I needed a good laugh!.
You made these up, huh!? Nice!.
=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
You made these up, huh!? Nice!.
=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard a load of those on the internet, so don't try adn say you made em up yourself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those are funny! Nice work!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL that was good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, the 2nd to last one was the funniest Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm going to be honest, alright!? I laughed!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow what an imagination you have!. I lauged and laughed that was great thank you!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha
I honestly laughed out loud at these ;)
I like the "last digit of pi" the best!.
good job!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I honestly laughed out loud at these ;)
I like the "last digit of pi" the best!.
good job!Www@Enter-QA@Com