What's the funniest rhyme/line you have heard?!
Question: I know this is a little sick... But it made me laugh super hard...
"Now just for that I let your girl suck my d*ck from the back
and let your moms give me cornrows on my crack
Cause I'm nasty like that." -Redman "Noorotic"
Answers: I know this is a little sick... But it made me laugh super hard...
"Now just for that I let your girl suck my d*ck from the back
and let your moms give me cornrows on my crack
Cause I'm nasty like that." -Redman "Noorotic"
".....& then he died."
lol, don't ask.
The song '*** LIKE THAT' by Eminem... that song is so DUMB but it cracks me up every time
LOL @ the answer below... Hurricane Chris...
That's a funny one too lol
"It's so hot up in the club that I aint got no shoes on"
U get shook up; I'm so high, I can pi ss on a cloud & make a bird look up;
-Styles P.
"I just made you say underwear"
I like false t-shirts though the street is off the handle
Such a good disgner Junior Wontanabi got genu
I like Go Tiama Moto and I might roll solo
Leather Gucci belts and Guilty Brotherhood polos
I like Mont Blanc pens and most gloomy paper
I like go-yard bags and green Now-n-Laters
Monical magazines and japanese manga
Futuring asperaticks and HTM trainers
I like street fighter 2 I just really hate zanga
If only Ken and Ryu I find it hard to beat Blanca
-Lupe Fiasco: Gold Watch, Lupe Fiascos The Cool
Probably not the rap you like but it is one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life. Lazy Sunday from SNL
Lazy Sunday wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doing
Hello?
What up Parns?
Yo Samberg what's cracking?
You thinking what I'm thinking? (Narnia!) Then it's happening.
But first my hunger pangs are sticking like duct tape.
Just hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery's got all the bomb frostings.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, baker's dozen!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes cousin.
Where's the movie playing?
Upper West Side, dude.
Well, let's hit up Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest. (That's a good one, too.)
Google maps is the best. True that. (Double true!)
68th and Broadway (Step on it sucker!)
What you what to do Chris?
Snack attack motherf***er!
The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yo stop at that deli, the theater's overpriced.
You got the backpack? (Gonna pack it up nice.)
Don't want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals Crazy Delicious.
Yo reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
The girl acted like she'd never seen a ten before.
It's all about the Hamiltons baby.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm Ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater. Ticket buying what we're handling.
You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons.
Parked in our seats, movie trivia's the illest.
What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry.
Now quiet in the theater or it's going to get tragic.
We're about to get taken to a dream world of magic.
The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of NarniaNarniaNarnia
"Ladies/My Mercedes/ Hold four in the back/ Two if you fat" BIG. That line cracks me up.
alright gus, gus bus
from the benchwarmers
chrome on tha monsta/leather intestines/wit a top model and tha contestant/im a rockweiler yes ima rock and rolla/itz weezy fuckin baby, yea straight up out tha strolla
lol!!
"cos we all wanna party when we bury our friends" - mcr
I lol when I first heared that.
"Ask Beavis i Get Nuthin BUTT-HEAD" lool...Big L
"I act something like the Fresh Prince's uncle. I fill up (PHILLIP) Banks" not sure who said that...lol
i stick it so deep sooo deep put her asz to sleep xD
LMFAO ICE CUBE =]
My electrical rear view mirror don't move like it's supposed to
Even the objects in that muthaphuka need to be closer.
"LacVille '79" by Devin The Dude
http://hiphopanswers.fileave.com/LacVill...
...be honest ***** theres nothin gucci about chu, u ***** *****, everythins coochie about chu,
see straight thru u *****, u's a plastic rapper, ***** all on *******, wheres the magnum wrapper?
Young Jeezy - Stay Strapped(dis to Gucci Mane)