He who hesitated?!
Question:
He who hesitated?
Masterbates
ever heaed the quote
1 week ago
Masturbates sorry for the misspelling. i'm not used to spelling this word.
1 week ago
it means, if you hesitated on talking to that woman, the best you can do is masturbate
Answers:
It is in the movie "The Cable Guy." Chip Douglas played by Jim Carrey said it to Matthew Broderick's character Steven Kouvacs. It was when they were at the party at Steven's house and some hottie was checking him out from across the room. Chip said it to him Steven to motivate him to go over and talk to her. Turns out later that the hottie was a prostitute that Chip actually hired her for Steven lol.
This is another funny scene in that movie.
Steven: Can I get a knife or fork?
Wench: There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils AT Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?
Steven: There were no utensils but there was Pepsi?
Wench: Dude, I got a lot of tables.