The birds and the bees ?!
Question: The birds and the bees !?
what do ya think!?
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and
the bees!.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, bursting into tears!.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong!.
"Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "For me there was no Santa Claus at age six,
no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight!. And if you're
telling me now that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing
left to believe in!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and
the bees!.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, bursting into tears!.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong!.
"Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "For me there was no Santa Claus at age six,
no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight!. And if you're
telling me now that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing
left to believe in!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
This joke is hilarious !.
Little johnny really rocks !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little johnny really rocks !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms!.
"What size!?" asks the clerk!?
"Gee, I don't know!."
"Go see Sophie in aisle 4!." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the
crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and
leaves quickly!.
Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4!.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays,
and leaves!.
A high school kid comes in to buy condoms!.
"What size!?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before!. I don't
know what size!." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4!. She grabs him
and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"What size!?" asks the clerk!?
"Gee, I don't know!."
"Go see Sophie in aisle 4!." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the
crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and
leaves quickly!.
Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4!.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays,
and leaves!.
A high school kid comes in to buy condoms!.
"What size!?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before!. I don't
know what size!." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4!. She grabs him
and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've never heard this!. I think it is cute and funny!. I can't wait to tell my husband this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats is one of the less exciting ones!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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