******* Do you like duck jokes?!
Question: ******* Do you like duck jokes!?
There's this old farmer who goes into town once a month to sell!. One time when he's done and walking back through town, he sees that they're showing a movie he really wants to see!.
The problem is that he has a single duck left, but he really wants to see the movie!. So he decides to stuff the duck down his pants and buys a ticket!.
When he gets in the theater, the duck is squirming because it can't breathe well!. He unzips his fly, and the duck pokes his head out and all is fine now!.
There are 2 women seated near him and the one closest says to her girlfriend, "OMG!.!.!.this guy like totally exposed himself!"!.
"It's no big deal, they all look alike anyway", replies the woman!.
"Oh yeah!?, this one is eating my popcorn!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The problem is that he has a single duck left, but he really wants to see the movie!. So he decides to stuff the duck down his pants and buys a ticket!.
When he gets in the theater, the duck is squirming because it can't breathe well!. He unzips his fly, and the duck pokes his head out and all is fine now!.
There are 2 women seated near him and the one closest says to her girlfriend, "OMG!.!.!.this guy like totally exposed himself!"!.
"It's no big deal, they all look alike anyway", replies the woman!.
"Oh yeah!?, this one is eating my popcorn!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
oh ****!.
That made my day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That made my day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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