What's the funniest joke?!
Question: What's the funniest joke!?
you've heard!?
and the lamest!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
and the lamest!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
whats the differance between snowmen and snow-women!.!.!.!.!.!.snowballsWww@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard some pretty funny ones- and some lame ones!. I love the ones about Chuck Norris! Some blonde ones are funny too!. Here's one I saw yesterday that cracked me up:
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me!. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started!."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished!?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster!."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle!.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table!.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster!."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax!. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then !.!.!." he said with a deep sigh, !. !. !. !. !. !. !.
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me!. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started!."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished!?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster!."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle!.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table!.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster!."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax!. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then !.!.!." he said with a deep sigh, !. !. !. !. !. !. !.
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
An Irishman was playing a round of golf with a colleague who he dispised because his colleague always beat him and took great pleasure in telling everyone how much better he was!.
On the 16th hole the Irishman thought to himself, " I'd give anything to ace this hole!." With that, a leprechaun appeared and said "I can make it possible but it will cost you one year of your sex life!." The Irishman mulled for a few seconds and agreed!. He teed off and the ball landed on the green and rolled gently into the hole!.
On the 17th the Irishman sliced his approach into a group of trees!. "Bad luck!." said his partner smugly!. The Leprechaun reappeared and said "I can fix that for you, but it will cost you 5 years of your sex life!. Do we have a deal!?" The Irishman thought about it for a while and decided it was worth it to beat his obnoxious colleague!. PUFF! his ball came flying out of the trees and landed on the green!.
With the round tied both men played great shots on the 18th!. However, the Irishman had an impossible putt to win the game!. The Leprechaun popped up again and said “If you really want to beat this eejit, I t will cost you your sex life for the rest of your life!.” The Irishman thought about the proposal long and hard and decided to agree to the arrangement!.
He subsequently holed the putt and his opponent stormed off in a huff!. The Leprechaun appeared and rubbing his hands with glee said, “Right all the sex your going to have for the rest of your life!.” The Irishman nodded!. “Just for my records, what’s your name and address!?” enquired the leprechaun!. To which the Irishman responded:
“Father Patrick Kelly, the Church of the blessed virgin, Co!. Clare!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
On the 16th hole the Irishman thought to himself, " I'd give anything to ace this hole!." With that, a leprechaun appeared and said "I can make it possible but it will cost you one year of your sex life!." The Irishman mulled for a few seconds and agreed!. He teed off and the ball landed on the green and rolled gently into the hole!.
On the 17th the Irishman sliced his approach into a group of trees!. "Bad luck!." said his partner smugly!. The Leprechaun reappeared and said "I can fix that for you, but it will cost you 5 years of your sex life!. Do we have a deal!?" The Irishman thought about it for a while and decided it was worth it to beat his obnoxious colleague!. PUFF! his ball came flying out of the trees and landed on the green!.
With the round tied both men played great shots on the 18th!. However, the Irishman had an impossible putt to win the game!. The Leprechaun popped up again and said “If you really want to beat this eejit, I t will cost you your sex life for the rest of your life!.” The Irishman thought about the proposal long and hard and decided to agree to the arrangement!.
He subsequently holed the putt and his opponent stormed off in a huff!. The Leprechaun appeared and rubbing his hands with glee said, “Right all the sex your going to have for the rest of your life!.” The Irishman nodded!. “Just for my records, what’s your name and address!?” enquired the leprechaun!. To which the Irishman responded:
“Father Patrick Kelly, the Church of the blessed virgin, Co!. Clare!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Close Shave
A man enters a barbershop for a shave!. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks!.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer!. "Just place this between your cheek and gum!."
The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced!.
After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech "And what if I swallow it!?"
"No problem" says the barber!. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man enters a barbershop for a shave!. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks!.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer!. "Just place this between your cheek and gum!."
The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced!.
After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech "And what if I swallow it!?"
"No problem" says the barber!. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Catholic teenager
A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can't be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is!. "I promised not to tell!" he says!. "Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher's daughter!?" the priest asks!. "No, and I said I wouldn't tell!." "Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer's daughter!?" "No, and I still won't tell!" 'Was it Mary Francis, the baker's daughter!?" "No," says the boy!. 'Well, son," says the priest, "I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months!." Outside, the boy's friends ask what happened!. "Well," he says, "I got six months, but three good leads!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can't be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is!. "I promised not to tell!" he says!. "Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher's daughter!?" the priest asks!. "No, and I said I wouldn't tell!." "Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer's daughter!?" "No, and I still won't tell!" 'Was it Mary Francis, the baker's daughter!?" "No," says the boy!. 'Well, son," says the priest, "I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months!." Outside, the boy's friends ask what happened!. "Well," he says, "I got six months, but three good leads!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The week before Abraham Lincoln got shot he was in Monroe, Maryland!.
The week before JFK was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The week before JFK was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
try ahajokes!.com
it has some good stuff and some
lame stuff
haha
anyways
bestanswer
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it has some good stuff and some
lame stuff
haha
anyways
bestanswer
plz!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why does Osama hates panties!?!?
Because behind every panties there's a Bush!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because behind every panties there's a Bush!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com