A couple old short jokes which one is funny....John was on his deathbed and gasp!
Question: A couple old short jokes which one is funny!.!.!.!.John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully!?
'Give me one last request, dear,' he said!.
'Of course, John,' his wife said softly!.
'Six months after I die,' he said, 'I want you to marry Bob!.'
'But I thought you hated Bob,' she said!.
With his last breath John said, 'I do!'
An old man walked into a chemist shop and asked for six Viagra tablets,
He asked the chemist to cut each tablet into four pieces!.
" If I do that sir" said the chemist, "I am afraid you will not experience much of an erection"!.
"Oh, that's alright" replied the old man, "I am 96 years old and am not really concerned about a full erection!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. just as long as it pokes out enough to prevent me pissing on my slippers !Www@Enter-QA@Com
'Of course, John,' his wife said softly!.
'Six months after I die,' he said, 'I want you to marry Bob!.'
'But I thought you hated Bob,' she said!.
With his last breath John said, 'I do!'
An old man walked into a chemist shop and asked for six Viagra tablets,
He asked the chemist to cut each tablet into four pieces!.
" If I do that sir" said the chemist, "I am afraid you will not experience much of an erection"!.
"Oh, that's alright" replied the old man, "I am 96 years old and am not really concerned about a full erection!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. just as long as it pokes out enough to prevent me pissing on my slippers !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
loved the Viagra one really cool keep them rollingWww@Enter-QA@Com
a grinner- short, funny, not to much set up required, 8!.2 out of 10Www@Enter-QA@Com
they arent really funny
i guess the first 1 is betterWww@Enter-QA@Com
i guess the first 1 is betterWww@Enter-QA@Com
good ones!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com