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Question: Mr!.Bean jokes!.!.!.star it if you like the joke!.!.!.!.thanks!?
Mr!.Bean Joke for Everyone!.!.!.! Star please!.!.!.!?
1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor!.

Mr!. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you!?

Mr!. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb!?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy!?

Mr!. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!


2) MR!. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4!?

Mr!. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5!?

Mr!. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!


3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr!. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson!.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C!?

Mr!. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!


4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at!?

Mr!. Bean: I know your PIN no!., hee, hee!.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no!. if you saw it!?

Mr!. Bean: four asterisks (****)!


5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry!?

Mr!. Bean: 16

Friend: Why!?

Mr!. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse!.


6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok!?

Mr!. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film!. I didn't see any picture!.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway!?

Mr!. Bean: Head Cleaner!.


7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr!. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead!.

Friend: condolence, my friend!.

(After 2 minutes) Mr!. Bean cries even louder

Friend: what now!?

Mr!. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!


8) MR!. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late!. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure!.

Mr!. Bean: That's alright, me too!.!.!.I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs!.


9) Spelling lesson:

Mr!. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful!.!. !.!.is it one c or two c!?

Mr!. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
those were pretty funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i read these EXACT jokes yesterday !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

bahaha Funny!! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahahah that's awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol GREAT! Those are so funny i like #7 lmao!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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