Mr.Bean jokes...star it if you like the joke....thanks?!
Question: Mr!.Bean jokes!.!.!.star it if you like the joke!.!.!.!.thanks!?
Mr!.Bean Joke for Everyone!.!.!.! Star please!.!.!.!?
1) BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor!.
Mr!. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you!?
Mr!. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb!?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy!?
Mr!. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
2) MR!. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4!?
Mr!. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5!?
Mr!. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr!. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson!.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C!?
Mr!. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at!?
Mr!. Bean: I know your PIN no!., hee, hee!.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no!. if you saw it!?
Mr!. Bean: four asterisks (****)!
5) Marriage:
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry!?
Mr!. Bean: 16
Friend: Why!?
Mr!. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse!.
6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok!?
Mr!. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film!. I didn't see any picture!.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway!?
Mr!. Bean: Head Cleaner!.
7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr!. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead!.
Friend: condolence, my friend!.
(After 2 minutes) Mr!. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now!?
Mr!. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
8) MR!. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I'm late!. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure!.
Mr!. Bean: That's alright, me too!.!.!.I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs!.
9) Spelling lesson:
Mr!. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful!.!. !.!.is it one c or two c!?
Mr!. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!Www@Enter-QA@Com
1) BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor!.
Mr!. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you!?
Mr!. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb!?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy!?
Mr!. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
2) MR!. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4!?
Mr!. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5!?
Mr!. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr!. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson!.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C!?
Mr!. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at!?
Mr!. Bean: I know your PIN no!., hee, hee!.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no!. if you saw it!?
Mr!. Bean: four asterisks (****)!
5) Marriage:
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry!?
Mr!. Bean: 16
Friend: Why!?
Mr!. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse!.
6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok!?
Mr!. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film!. I didn't see any picture!.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway!?
Mr!. Bean: Head Cleaner!.
7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr!. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead!.
Friend: condolence, my friend!.
(After 2 minutes) Mr!. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now!?
Mr!. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
8) MR!. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I'm late!. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure!.
Mr!. Bean: That's alright, me too!.!.!.I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs!.
9) Spelling lesson:
Mr!. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful!.!. !.!.is it one c or two c!?
Mr!. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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i read these EXACT jokes yesterday !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
bahaha Funny!! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahah that's awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol GREAT! Those are so funny i like #7 lmao!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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