I got a joke hope it makes you laugh....?!
Question: I got a joke hope it makes you laugh!.!.!.!.!?
A lady about 7 months pregnant got on a bus!. She noticed the man opposite to her was smiling at her!. She immediately moved to another seat!.
This time the smile turned into a grin, So she moved again!. The man seemed more amused!. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, She complained to the bus driver and got the man arrested!.
The case came up in court !. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself!.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition!. She sat under a sign that said "The Gold Dust Twins are coming," and I had to smile!.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Sloan's Liniment will reduce swelling" and I had to grin
"Then she placed herself under a sign that said "William's Big Stick did the Trick" and I could hardly control myself
"BUT!.!.!.When she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident, " I laughed out Loud"!
"Case dismissed!" said the judgeWww@Enter-QA@Com
This time the smile turned into a grin, So she moved again!. The man seemed more amused!. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, She complained to the bus driver and got the man arrested!.
The case came up in court !. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself!.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition!. She sat under a sign that said "The Gold Dust Twins are coming," and I had to smile!.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Sloan's Liniment will reduce swelling" and I had to grin
"Then she placed herself under a sign that said "William's Big Stick did the Trick" and I could hardly control myself
"BUT!.!.!.When she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident, " I laughed out Loud"!
"Case dismissed!" said the judgeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Haha! I liked that one!. Yes, it made me laugh =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
goodyear rubber could have prevented this accident!. hahah It's implying like a condem!. Thats the main theme of the joke!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was hilarious!. That poor woman!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
AHHH HAHAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol lololololololol hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get the 1st part "the gold dust twins are coming" what's that supposed to mean!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL LATEX NOT RUBBERWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol wow!. The last two seats were funny!. Thank you for putting me out of my procrastination!. I feel motivated to work now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that rocks 2 thumbs upWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
HaWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats a good one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmfao nice!. <3Www@Enter-QA@Com