Joke: Will this make you smile.....!
Question: Joke: Will this make you smile!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag!. He sits down and places the bag on the counter!.
The barman walks up and asks what's in the bag!. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter!.
He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well!.
He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano!. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!
'Where on earth did you get that!?' says the barman!.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag!.
This time he pulls out a magic lamp!. He hands it to the barman and says: 'Here!. Rub it!.'
So the barman rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him!. 'I will grant you one wish!. Just ! one wish ~ each person is only allowed wish one!'
The barman gets really excited!. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!'
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar!. It is soon followed by another duck, then another!.!.!.Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks !.!.!. and they keep coming! The barman turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf!. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!.'
'Tell me about it!!' says the man, 'do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist!?
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The barman walks up and asks what's in the bag!. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter!.
He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well!.
He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano!. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!
'Where on earth did you get that!?' says the barman!.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag!.
This time he pulls out a magic lamp!. He hands it to the barman and says: 'Here!. Rub it!.'
So the barman rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him!. 'I will grant you one wish!. Just ! one wish ~ each person is only allowed wish one!'
The barman gets really excited!. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!'
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar!. It is soon followed by another duck, then another!.!.!.Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks !.!.!. and they keep coming! The barman turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf!. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!.'
'Tell me about it!!' says the man, 'do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist!?
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Answers:
awesome LOL
ROF!!!
thanks for the laugh hope u have a wonderful laugh too
star for u honeyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROF!!!
thanks for the laugh hope u have a wonderful laugh too
star for u honeyWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeh!its really funny! and its so genius,i'd say all Gennie's,are quiet kind and good,i DON'T about
VOODOOS and it works!.i was trying some magic words but it didn't work on me!.my kids keep hitting on me and i was not able to fight!.no power!.i hope i could have one like gennie that way i could give you some cakes and fried chicken and beers!.but it didn'T work so just image it on your mind!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
VOODOOS and it works!.i was trying some magic words but it didn't work on me!.my kids keep hitting on me and i was not able to fight!.no power!.i hope i could have one like gennie that way i could give you some cakes and fried chicken and beers!.but it didn'T work so just image it on your mind!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha thats hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO!!!! i cant smile though!. my lips have a lot of cuts at the moment and it hurts like hell!. thanks for the jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha that actually made me smileee!. niceeWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahhahah!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
XDDDD Aaaahhh, that made ME smile!. Silliness!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why this jokes are repeated here!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
**** not bad thanxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah that was a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO now that was a funny! Thanx for the smile!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It made me smile!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heehee!. Very funny but I'm afraid I can't smile right now!. My face is still numb from the dentist!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha lol i heard one like that before!.!.!. i laughed for ages!!
star for it!.!.!. =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
star for it!.!.!. =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks for sharing :)
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yes, that did make me smile! Thank you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaa I like that one xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaa! That joke made me smile, nice one! xDDWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol its goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats good lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. I like it!. Good one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
you made me smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
yep it made me smile!. thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Omg!.!.!.wow!! This was really good!! I'm gonna tell this to somebody today!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats great, i'm going to use that one later todayWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. i loved it!. it did make me smile!.
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i hate people that dont ask questions and tell bad jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com