Why jog....................?!
Question: Why jog!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
1!. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60!. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is!.
2!. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again!.
3!. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks!. Haven't lost a pound!. Apparently you have to show up!.
4!. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing!.
5!. I don't exercise at all!. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body!.
6!. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me!.
7!. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them!.
8!. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier!.
9!. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country!.
10!. I don't jog!. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass!.
Which one did you like the best!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again!.
3!. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks!. Haven't lost a pound!. Apparently you have to show up!.
4!. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing!.
5!. I don't exercise at all!. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body!.
6!. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me!.
7!. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them!.
8!. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier!.
9!. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country!.
10!. I don't jog!. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass!.
Which one did you like the best!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Haha!.!.!. they are all good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol my fav one that was the only one that made me laff out loud (others made me smile =D) was this one!.!.!.!.
4!. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing!.
lol haha nice!.!.!.a star 4 you! * =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
4!. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing!.
lol haha nice!.!.!.a star 4 you! * =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
number 10, because you can say in a fantastically sarcastic/dry/arrogant voice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
They all were good, liked 1, 8 and 9 but 8 was the best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
8 ironicWww@Enter-QA@Com
Who invented Jogging!? It wasn't a Caveman!. He died, trying to jog away from a Lion!.
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4!.hahahahahahahahahahahahllamahahahahaha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com