Little old Lady......?!
Question: Little old Lady!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
Defence Attorney:
Will you please state your age!?
Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old!.
Defence Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words,
what happened the night of April 1st!?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on
my front porch on a warm spring evening,
when a young man comes creeping up on
the porch and sat down beside me!.
Defence Attorney:
Did you know him!?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly!.
Defence Attorney:
What happened after he sat down!?
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh!.
Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him!?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him!.
Defence Attorney:
Why not!?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good!. Nobody had done that since
my Albert died some 30 years ago!.
Defence Attorney:
What happened next!?
Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts!.
Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him then!?
Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him!.
Defence Attorney:
Why not!?
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and
excited!. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defence Attorney:
What happened next!?
Little Old Lady:
Well, by then , I was feeling so 'spicy' that
I just lay down and told him
'Take me, young man!. Take me now!'
Defence Attorney:
Did he take you!?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!'
And that's when I shot him, the little ba$tardWww@Enter-QA@Com
Will you please state your age!?
Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old!.
Defence Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words,
what happened the night of April 1st!?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on
my front porch on a warm spring evening,
when a young man comes creeping up on
the porch and sat down beside me!.
Defence Attorney:
Did you know him!?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly!.
Defence Attorney:
What happened after he sat down!?
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh!.
Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him!?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him!.
Defence Attorney:
Why not!?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good!. Nobody had done that since
my Albert died some 30 years ago!.
Defence Attorney:
What happened next!?
Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts!.
Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him then!?
Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him!.
Defence Attorney:
Why not!?
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and
excited!. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defence Attorney:
What happened next!?
Little Old Lady:
Well, by then , I was feeling so 'spicy' that
I just lay down and told him
'Take me, young man!. Take me now!'
Defence Attorney:
Did he take you!?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!'
And that's when I shot him, the little ba$tardWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
you cad sir can't stop bloody larfin old friendWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO LOL i love it even though i have heard it before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sorry heard it!. but a * for ye
edit - sorry man heard that too lol!.!.!.!.dont take the difficulty!.!.i have heard many jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
edit - sorry man heard that too lol!.!.!.!.dont take the difficulty!.!.i have heard many jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good One :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA, LOL, I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
deserve a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol! thats funny =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
loved it!.
didn't know it would take that twist!Www@Enter-QA@Com
didn't know it would take that twist!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sorry i think that is to long to bother reading !, why dont you try to make a condensed version for idiots like me !?!Www@Enter-QA@Com