What about this report on the perfect employee is this funny ?!
Question: What about this report on the perfect employee is this funny !?
The Perfect Employee!?
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk!. He works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues!. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time!. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks!. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field!. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with!. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
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12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible!.
Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the
report sent to you earlier today
Kindly re-read only the odd
numbered lines!.
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1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk!. He works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues!. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time!. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks!. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field!. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with!. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
discount hotels in Sorrento
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible!.
Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the
report sent to you earlier today
Kindly re-read only the odd
numbered lines!.
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Answers:
ROFL I can't stop laughing that was great!. I will show it to my boyfriend when he gets in from work!. He will love it!. Star for that 1 LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
Bob is my dads name
!._!.
Shure sounds like my dad
(The un-even numbers)
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Bob is my dads name
!._!.
Shure sounds like my dad
(The un-even numbers)
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Yep, it's funny, but, Bob is my cat!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sounds like my hubby's boss/secret gay lover!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ok if your names not Bob!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very clever, I like it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious! I must remember this one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!!
Just like me!. Except im at school not work!.
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Just like me!. Except im at school not work!.
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Hilarious
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The best I've read this morningWww@Enter-QA@Com
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very good!.!.!.have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
luv it
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
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