Girls and boys,there"s no justice?!
Question: Girls and boys,there"s no justice!?
There was this guy who really took care of his body!. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles everyday!.
One morning he looked in the mirror and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over with one exception, his penis!.
He went to the beach, completely undressed, and buried himself in the sand except for his penis which he left sticking out!.
Two little old ladies were strolling along the beach!. One was using a cane and upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, began to move it around with her cane!.
Remarking to the other little old lady, she said "There really is no justice in the world!!!"
The other little old lady said, "What do you mean by that!?" The first little old lady said, "Look at that!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
When I was 20!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. I was curious about it!.
When I was 30!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. I enjoyed it!.
When I was 40!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. I asked for it!.
When I was 50!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. I paid for it!.
When I was 60!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. I prayed for it!.
When I was 70!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. I forgot about it!.
And now that I am 80, the damned things are growing wild,
and I am to old to squat!"
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LMAO that was great!. Did you write it yourself cos i really liked it!. Thanks for the laugh and have a star LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
that"s brilliant!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
30s and 40s appealed to me, ha ha ha !Www@Enter-QA@Com
damn old ladies!.!.so perverted lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!!
That's hilarious! I actually laughed out loud at that one=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's hilarious! I actually laughed out loud at that one=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
heard that one before!.but still worthy of a star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
i nearly missed the punch line!.!.funny!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and I am to old to squat!" that creased me!!star for you!.!.*
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another 4 years and i"ll be paying for it!!ha ha ha!.very good joke!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats a good one i emiled it to my friends too thinks for a good laugh Www@Enter-QA@Com
I forgot about it!.now what was i on about!?mmmm !!
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where"s my walking stick!?that is fun!!Www@Enter-QA@Com