Would you like a good laugh at these facts?!
Question: Would you like a good laugh at these facts!?
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days
you would have produced enough sound energy to
heat one cup of coffee!. (Hardly seems worth it!.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and
9 months, enough gas is produced to create the
energy of an atomic bomb!. (Now that's more like
it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when
it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet!.
(Oh My God!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes!. (In my next
life, I want to be a pig!.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its
head before it starves to death!. (Creepy!.!.!.I'm
still not over the pig!.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
an hour!. (Do not try this at home!.!.!.!.!.!. maybe
at work!.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while
its head is attached to its body!. The female
initiates sex by ripping the male's head off!.
("Honey, I'm home!. What the!.!.!.!.!?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length!.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football
field!. (30 minutes!.!.!. lucky pig!.!.!. can you imagine!?!?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds!. (What
could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond!?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day!. (I still
want to be a pig in my next life!.!.!.quality over
quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet!. (Something
I always wanted to know!.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue!.
(Hmmmmmm!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine
years longer than left-handed people!. (If you're
ambidextrous, do you split the difference!?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot
jump!. (OK, so that would be a good thing!.!.!.!.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light!. (I
wonder who was paid to figure that out!?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain!.
(I know some people like that!.)
Starfish have no brains!. (I know some people
like that too!.)
Polar bears are left-handed!. (If they switch,
they'll live a lot longer!.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that
have sex for pleasure!. (What about that pig!?!?)
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you would have produced enough sound energy to
heat one cup of coffee!. (Hardly seems worth it!.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and
9 months, enough gas is produced to create the
energy of an atomic bomb!. (Now that's more like
it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when
it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet!.
(Oh My God!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes!. (In my next
life, I want to be a pig!.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its
head before it starves to death!. (Creepy!.!.!.I'm
still not over the pig!.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
an hour!. (Do not try this at home!.!.!.!.!.!. maybe
at work!.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while
its head is attached to its body!. The female
initiates sex by ripping the male's head off!.
("Honey, I'm home!. What the!.!.!.!.!?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length!.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football
field!. (30 minutes!.!.!. lucky pig!.!.!. can you imagine!?!?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds!. (What
could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond!?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day!. (I still
want to be a pig in my next life!.!.!.quality over
quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet!. (Something
I always wanted to know!.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue!.
(Hmmmmmm!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine
years longer than left-handed people!. (If you're
ambidextrous, do you split the difference!?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot
jump!. (OK, so that would be a good thing!.!.!.!.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light!. (I
wonder who was paid to figure that out!?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain!.
(I know some people like that!.)
Starfish have no brains!. (I know some people
like that too!.)
Polar bears are left-handed!. (If they switch,
they'll live a lot longer!.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that
have sex for pleasure!. (What about that pig!?!?)
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Answers:
Elephants are the only animals that cannot
jump!. (OK, so that would be a good thing!.!.!.!.)
Weird, how you never think about something and once you hear it you're like: that makes sense, I can't believe I never thought about that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
jump!. (OK, so that would be a good thing!.!.!.!.)
Weird, how you never think about something and once you hear it you're like: that makes sense, I can't believe I never thought about that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHOA DUDE! where do u get all this stuff! Awesum!.!.!.! Thanks, i'm all the wiser now! Actually, i think the tongue is the strongest mucscle!.!.!. oh well, that wasn't one of the funny ones anyway! LOL! keep these cool facts cumin! lol!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow extremely stimulating facts! lol 30 minutes!? i cant imagine! you get a star! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
the jaw is not a muscle!.!. it's a bone structure!. I'm thinking the tongue being the strongest is correct!
Great list! thanks for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great list! thanks for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
grunt grunt ahh aah grunt grunt ahh aah!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent very fascinating as you say lucky pigWww@Enter-QA@Com
Interesting and amusing
Star for you my friendWww@Enter-QA@Com
Star for you my friendWww@Enter-QA@Com
30 minutes!!! what the!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Actually the strongest muscle is the jaw! Sorry to be anal, I liked the rest though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
really nice, imagine if that pig did t as often as the lion!. it wd probably die!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I doubt if i could type this if my eye was bigger than my brain, but your right about the tongue!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first four were good!.
I kind of got lost in a daydream after that
30 minutes, huhWww@Enter-QA@Com
I kind of got lost in a daydream after that
30 minutes, huhWww@Enter-QA@Com
LolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!. its your comments which made it so damn funny!. lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO they were great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hey dude in that farting thing reall!?!?!?
damn you are scaring me!.!.!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
damn you are scaring me!.!.!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I want to be a pig in the next life too!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That lot amused me for a few minutes, P!.S!. How many orgasms will you have before you end up as a ham sandwich ,bacon, pork chop ect,stick to the lion I recon you would last longer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
30 Minutes!. Is that all!.
Me and Sting can go for hours!.
Mary Mc Donald`s orgasm lasts for an hour and a half!.
Who`s Mary Mc Donald you ask!? Bet you`d like to know!.
Who makes up these facts, and, How would they know
If they are true!.
Polar bears are left handed!. At WHAT, writing, when was the last time you got a card from a polar bear with a left hand scrawl!.
Elephants cant jump, can a Hippo!. can a Rhino!. can a Croc!.
Mary Mc donald can! Coooo!. What a jump!.
And a cockroach!. Stamp on it hard, it hasn`t got a head!.
And IT IS DEAD that second!.
LIons mating 50 times a day!.
Coooo!. Mary Mc donald springs to mind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Me and Sting can go for hours!.
Mary Mc Donald`s orgasm lasts for an hour and a half!.
Who`s Mary Mc Donald you ask!? Bet you`d like to know!.
Who makes up these facts, and, How would they know
If they are true!.
Polar bears are left handed!. At WHAT, writing, when was the last time you got a card from a polar bear with a left hand scrawl!.
Elephants cant jump, can a Hippo!. can a Rhino!. can a Croc!.
Mary Mc donald can! Coooo!. What a jump!.
And a cockroach!. Stamp on it hard, it hasn`t got a head!.
And IT IS DEAD that second!.
LIons mating 50 times a day!.
Coooo!. Mary Mc donald springs to mind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com