Another quick joke. prob an old one tho?!
Question: Another quick joke!. prob an old one tho!?
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS!.!.!.
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him!. She says hello!. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where
he knows her from!. So he says, 'Do you know me!?' To which she replies, 'I
think you're the father of one of my kids!.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I
made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery!?!?!?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher!.' Www@Enter-QA@Com
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him!. She says hello!. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where
he knows her from!. So he says, 'Do you know me!?' To which she replies, 'I
think you're the father of one of my kids!.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I
made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery!?!?!?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher!.' Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Laugh out loud funny!!!!
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A humorous one joke!.
Take from me also
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex!. Can you explain it to me first!?"
"OK, Sweetheart!. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'!. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison!.
And then they made love for the first time!.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction!.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped!."
Turning on his side, he smiles!. "Then we will have to re-imprison him!."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal!.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted!.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again!."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
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Take from me also
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex!. Can you explain it to me first!?"
"OK, Sweetheart!. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'!. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison!.
And then they made love for the first time!.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction!.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped!."
Turning on his side, he smiles!. "Then we will have to re-imprison him!."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal!.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted!.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again!."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
Www@Enter-QA@Com