Girls and boys ,life in reverse?!
Question: Girls and boys ,life in reverse!?
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends!.
I mean, life is tough!. It takes a lot of your time!.
What do you get at the end of it!? A death!.
What is that, a bonus!? I think the cycle is all backwards!.
You should die first!.
Get it out of the way!.
Then live in an old age home!.
You get kicked out when you're too young!.
You get a gold watch and you go to work!.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement!.
You do drugs and alcohol!.
You party!.
You get ready for High School!.
You go to grade school and become a kid!.
You play!. You have no responsibilities!.
You become a baby!. You go into the womb!.
You spend your last nine months floating!.!.
!.you finish off as an orgasm!.!!
what a way to kick the bucket!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I mean, life is tough!. It takes a lot of your time!.
What do you get at the end of it!? A death!.
What is that, a bonus!? I think the cycle is all backwards!.
You should die first!.
Get it out of the way!.
Then live in an old age home!.
You get kicked out when you're too young!.
You get a gold watch and you go to work!.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement!.
You do drugs and alcohol!.
You party!.
You get ready for High School!.
You go to grade school and become a kid!.
You play!. You have no responsibilities!.
You become a baby!. You go into the womb!.
You spend your last nine months floating!.!.
!.you finish off as an orgasm!.!!
what a way to kick the bucket!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I'd love that!. In your world I'm already in my late 60's!.
EDIT: Oh yes forgot to mention!!! I'm sure you meant "We finish off as an ORGANISM!!" LMFAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
EDIT: Oh yes forgot to mention!!! I'm sure you meant "We finish off as an ORGANISM!!" LMFAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh wow!! lmfao
that is so true!.lol
I'm gonna ad you as a contact, do you mind!. I love your jokes
*EDIT* sorry, I didn't know you were being watched by trolls!. oh well!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is so true!.lol
I'm gonna ad you as a contact, do you mind!. I love your jokes
*EDIT* sorry, I didn't know you were being watched by trolls!. oh well!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And I thought I was the only person who thought that! Life would be so much easier and more!.!.!.!. idk the word for it but just so much better!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats very clever, and something original for a change!star awarded*Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent parody!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sounds like a good life except for the whole working thing!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
satisfying joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaaa lmao yeah =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Got me head stuck trying to get in one!.!.!.!.loved every minute of it despite the pain!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i read a book like that once!.
it was called elsewhere!.
check it out!.
have fun?Www@Enter-QA@Com
it was called elsewhere!.
check it out!.
have fun?Www@Enter-QA@Com
best thing iv read in ages love it thanks for chearing up a dull sunday eveningWww@Enter-QA@Com
sounds like the ramblings of a young karl pilkingtonWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO yes it would be nice if life was like that LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
tin or plastic bucket!?!? pmsl!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
start life with a pension!?sounds good to me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the best little story joke i"ve heard in along time!.thanks for posting!.!.*Www@Enter-QA@Com
ohhhhhhhhh yes yes yes !! more!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So funny! I loved it!. Sure did make my day!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I agree!. I've been trying to get back into the womb for years!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that means im having a mid life crisis!.!.either way,oh heck! lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice one our kidda,nice one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what a way!!!!!! luv it!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com