Proud Nebraska father?!
Question: Proud Nebraska father!?
A Nebraska Cornhusker fan is drinking in a New York bar when, he gets a call on his cell phone!.
He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a typical Cornhusker
baby boy weighing 25 pounds!.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Nebraska fan just shrugs, 'That's about average back home, folks,like I
said, my boy's a typical Nebraska Cornhusker baby boy!.
Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of 'WOW!'!.
One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains!.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar!. The bartender says, 'Say, you're the father of that typical Nebraska Cornhusker baby that weighed 25 pounds at
birth!. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks!.
So how much does he weigh now!?'
The proud father answers, 'Seventeen pounds!.'
The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious!. 'What happened!? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!'
The Nebraska father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender 'Had him circumcised!.'
Go Huskers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a typical Cornhusker
baby boy weighing 25 pounds!.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Nebraska fan just shrugs, 'That's about average back home, folks,like I
said, my boy's a typical Nebraska Cornhusker baby boy!.
Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of 'WOW!'!.
One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains!.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar!. The bartender says, 'Say, you're the father of that typical Nebraska Cornhusker baby that weighed 25 pounds at
birth!. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks!.
So how much does he weigh now!?'
The proud father answers, 'Seventeen pounds!.'
The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious!. 'What happened!? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!'
The Nebraska father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender 'Had him circumcised!.'
Go Huskers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Answers:
That was a cute one Steve!!!
Thanks, I needed the giggle this morning!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks, I needed the giggle this morning!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Steve C!. Not being in the colonials, ie Nebraska, your joke was difficult to follow until the punchline and then absolute bedlam!.!.!.it′s hilarious, its fantastic, it′s the best this week!. Give the man a bucket full of stars!. Keep them coming (no pun intended)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have a foreskin fetish too!. woo hooo!. I have booked my flight to Nebraska!. woo hoooooo!. Thats what I am talking about!. woo hooooo!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!!!! that is funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very proudWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!! I get it!! Which is like really rare!!
I need me one of those!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I need me one of those!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's really a story about you, isn't it! Www@Enter-QA@Com
suddenly Steve, I fancy you even more!.!.lmao
how are ya fella!? :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
how are ya fella!? :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.
was tat u!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
was tat u!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.!.!.i need me a Nebraska man!Www@Enter-QA@Com