I liked these jokes. What about you?!
Question: I liked these jokes!. What about you!?
A young businessman had just started his own firm!. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques!.
He saw a man come into the outer office!. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working!. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments!.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you!?"
"Yeah, I''ve come to activate your phone lines!."
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An old man is sitting on a park bench crying!. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying!. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day"
The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!!?"
The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"
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He saw a man come into the outer office!. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working!. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments!.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you!?"
"Yeah, I''ve come to activate your phone lines!."
______________________________________!.!.!.
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying!. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying!. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day"
The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!!?"
The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"
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Second one is better!. But i will give you a star!. LMASO!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol the guy in the first one that came to tell the businessman that he came to activate those lines must have think that the guy was an idiot pretending to fool him!. He probably would have left!. He wouldnt care lol!.
Thats why hes old!. Cant remember anything!. Should at least have your address and ID in your wallet if he has one!. And doesnt he have
other people to care about him!? Lol
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Thats why hes old!. Cant remember anything!. Should at least have your address and ID in your wallet if he has one!. And doesnt he have
other people to care about him!? Lol
Awesome jokes!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ah, Comedy Central Joke of the day!.
Yeah i have that on my iGoogle page, good for a chuckle everynow n then!.
Though many of them are old(well at least ive heard them bofeore, and i do tend ot seek out jokes)
I liked the Mexican Smuggler one a few days back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah i have that on my iGoogle page, good for a chuckle everynow n then!.
Though many of them are old(well at least ive heard them bofeore, and i do tend ot seek out jokes)
I liked the Mexican Smuggler one a few days back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha thier both funnay
heres a star ^^^
heres my joke
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answer mine plz
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and!.!.!.
this one
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heres a star ^^^
heres my joke
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.
answer mine plz
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.
and!.!.!.
this one
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i heard the first one but the second one is marvellous!. its amazing!. U ROCK!! ****************************************!.!.!. hey this is not something bad i just want to say that i want to give you a billion starsWww@Enter-QA@Com
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I like the second one better!. Poor man he want be able to have sex two times a day no more!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I also agree the second one was more funnier than the first!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I love the second one'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol these jokes are funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant pure class thanks Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i love those jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
The first one's the best :L
its hilarious! lol
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its hilarious! lol
x have a star xWww@Enter-QA@Com
^^ yea 2nd 1 is bettr!.!.!.!.but im gonna give u a star newayzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
whoah! u light up my life with these kind of jokes! thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com