What the frenchmen do (JOKE)?!
Question: What the frenchmen do (JOKE)!?
An American is having breakfast, in Paris , one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him!.!. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless , starts a conversation!.
Frenchman: 'You American folk eat the whole bread!?!?'
American (in a bad mood): 'Of course!.'
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) 'We don't!. In France &nb sp;, we only eat what's inside!. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states!.' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face!.
The American listens in silence!.
The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jelly with the bread!?!?'
American: 'Of Course!.'
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling)!.
'We don't!. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the states!.' ;
After a moment of silence, The American then asks: 'Do you have sex in France !?'
Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk!.
American: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them!?'
Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course!.'
American: 'We don't!. In America , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France !.' Www@Enter-QA@Com
Frenchman: 'You American folk eat the whole bread!?!?'
American (in a bad mood): 'Of course!.'
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) 'We don't!. In France &nb sp;, we only eat what's inside!. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states!.' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face!.
The American listens in silence!.
The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jelly with the bread!?!?'
American: 'Of Course!.'
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling)!.
'We don't!. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the states!.' ;
After a moment of silence, The American then asks: 'Do you have sex in France !?'
Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk!.
American: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them!?'
Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course!.'
American: 'We don't!. In America , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France !.' Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That's how the FOUR Frenchmen invented the Elastic Band!.!.!.!.
They were standing around on a corner one day and one of them asked!.!.!."Hey, what's a good name for a band"!?
Ummmmm!.!.!.says Jacque!.!.!.how bout de bugs!.!.!.
Naaaah says Pietro!.!.!.the Brits already got de Beatles!.!.!.!.
Hokay says Vido, while he's twirling a condom!.!.!.how bout de Bloons!.!.
No way says Pinochet!.!.!.as he gets hit in the eye with the condom!.!.!.so he grabs it and stretches it out and puts it over Vidos head!.!.!.!.
Poor Vido!.!.!.gasping for air hollers "Help, help, I can't breathe"!.
So then Jacque grabs his pen knife and tries to cut the condom off but he slips and pokes Vido in the eye!.!.!.!.
Vido falls to the ground, writhing and wiggling in pain, blood just pouring out of his eye and does a couple of twists and turns and sits straight up and dies!.!.!.!.!.
So one of them looks down and says!.!.!."Hey, what's that thing on his head"!?
Another says!.!.!."It's one of them American things made of elastic"!.
Then a light bulb goes on and they ALL say!.!.!."Hey, that's a good name for our band"!. We'll call it The Elastic Band!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.everyone except Vido!.!.!.he just laid there!.!.!.he didn't seem enthused at all!.
So they poked him with a sharp stick!.!.!.!.!.!.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
They were standing around on a corner one day and one of them asked!.!.!."Hey, what's a good name for a band"!?
Ummmmm!.!.!.says Jacque!.!.!.how bout de bugs!.!.!.
Naaaah says Pietro!.!.!.the Brits already got de Beatles!.!.!.!.
Hokay says Vido, while he's twirling a condom!.!.!.how bout de Bloons!.!.
No way says Pinochet!.!.!.as he gets hit in the eye with the condom!.!.!.so he grabs it and stretches it out and puts it over Vidos head!.!.!.!.
Poor Vido!.!.!.gasping for air hollers "Help, help, I can't breathe"!.
So then Jacque grabs his pen knife and tries to cut the condom off but he slips and pokes Vido in the eye!.!.!.!.
Vido falls to the ground, writhing and wiggling in pain, blood just pouring out of his eye and does a couple of twists and turns and sits straight up and dies!.!.!.!.!.
So one of them looks down and says!.!.!."Hey, what's that thing on his head"!?
Another says!.!.!."It's one of them American things made of elastic"!.
Then a light bulb goes on and they ALL say!.!.!."Hey, that's a good name for our band"!. We'll call it The Elastic Band!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.everyone except Vido!.!.!.he just laid there!.!.!.he didn't seem enthused at all!.
So they poked him with a sharp stick!.!.!.!.!.!.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehehhe
good one queen!.!.
giv the french a good kick!.
and another info: bubble gums are usually indigestible!.!. but once i accidentally ate a bubble gum!.!.but no side effects till now :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one queen!.!.
giv the french a good kick!.
and another info: bubble gums are usually indigestible!.!. but once i accidentally ate a bubble gum!.!.but no side effects till now :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
HHHMMMMMMmm it was nice!.!.!.!.
But are chewing gums really made of inorganic matter like rubber, because !?I have heard it is indigestible!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But are chewing gums really made of inorganic matter like rubber, because !?I have heard it is indigestible!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ya gotta be careful ya know!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
The Frenchies get revenge!.!.!.!.!.
look, they cook snails !.!.!.!.!.!.
I tried some once and they were like pencil erasers!.!.!.!.!.Ewww!!!
Who knows what they're gonna cook up next!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Frenchies get revenge!.!.!.!.!.
look, they cook snails !.!.!.!.!.!.
I tried some once and they were like pencil erasers!.!.!.!.!.Ewww!!!
Who knows what they're gonna cook up next!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha, go Queenie, I love this, very amusing!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeahhhhhh, good gag!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha good one (:
made me giggleWww@Enter-QA@Com
made me giggleWww@Enter-QA@Com
AHAHAHAHAHA!
I just read it out to my sisters, and they laughed too :]
That's put me off gum, though :\Www@Enter-QA@Com
I just read it out to my sisters, and they laughed too :]
That's put me off gum, though :\Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol :))Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha ha!.!.!.!.
Good one!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
A sharp stick for you!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.to poke Ace with!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
til he sees stars!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
He he he!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
A sharp stick for you!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.to poke Ace with!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
til he sees stars!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
He he he!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yay a joke!. haha it was ok!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one! (what i was chewing, i threw out the French window!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!. i'm taking this one for my files!. hope that's ok with you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com