Proper first aid for an ailing woman?!
Question: Proper first aid for an ailing woman!?
Proper First Aid For An Ailing Woman!?
A doctor in Duluth, Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting so he approached his assistant!.
'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic!. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients!.'
'Yes, sir!' answers Ole!.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, how was your day!?'
Ole told him that he took care of three patients!.
'Da first one had headache so I give him TYLENOL!.'
'Bravo, Mate, and the second one!?' asks the doctor!.
'The second one, he had da stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole!.
'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one!?' asks the doctor!.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and dis woman enters!. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her underwear and lies down on the table and shouts: "HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!'
'Tunderin Lizzards, Ole, what did you do!?' asks the doctor!.
'Wat do you tink I did!? I put drops in her eyes!'
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A doctor in Duluth, Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting so he approached his assistant!.
'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic!. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients!.'
'Yes, sir!' answers Ole!.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, how was your day!?'
Ole told him that he took care of three patients!.
'Da first one had headache so I give him TYLENOL!.'
'Bravo, Mate, and the second one!?' asks the doctor!.
'The second one, he had da stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole!.
'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one!?' asks the doctor!.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and dis woman enters!. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her underwear and lies down on the table and shouts: "HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!'
'Tunderin Lizzards, Ole, what did you do!?' asks the doctor!.
'Wat do you tink I did!? I put drops in her eyes!'
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Answers:
as always funny! starWww@Enter-QA@Com
AFFAIR
Jake was dying!. His wife sat at the bedside!.
He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess!.'
'There's no need to, 'his wife replied!.
'No,' he insisted,
'I want to die in peace!.
I slept with your sister, your best friend,
her best friend, and your mother!'
'I know,' she replied!.
'Now just rest and let the poison work!.'
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Jake was dying!. His wife sat at the bedside!.
He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess!.'
'There's no need to, 'his wife replied!.
'No,' he insisted,
'I want to die in peace!.
I slept with your sister, your best friend,
her best friend, and your mother!'
'I know,' she replied!.
'Now just rest and let the poison work!.'
______________________________________!.!.!.
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LMAO !.!.!.!.!.!.woah thats funny, not the answer i had expected :) Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!.!.!.*slaps wrist!.!.i have such a dirty mindWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was good!. starWww@Enter-QA@Com