A few words of wisdom would you say?!
Question: A few words of wisdom would you say!?
Marriage changes passion- suddenly your in bed with a relative!
Two sides to every divorce - yours and s***h***s!
I don't do drugs because I get the same effect standing up really fast!
If flying is so safe-why do they call the airport the Terminal!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two sides to every divorce - yours and s***h***s!
I don't do drugs because I get the same effect standing up really fast!
If flying is so safe-why do they call the airport the Terminal!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
How do you change a fox into an elephant - Marry her!.
Always sit in the rear of an aeroplane - They never
reverse into mountains!.
Why don't they make aeroplanes from the same stuff they make the black boxes from!?
Has anyone ever boarded a plane from terminal one!?
How do they only catch the sardines that fit the tin!?
Why do you `Drive a car`, `Pilot a plane`, but only ride a horse!?
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Always sit in the rear of an aeroplane - They never
reverse into mountains!.
Why don't they make aeroplanes from the same stuff they make the black boxes from!?
Has anyone ever boarded a plane from terminal one!?
How do they only catch the sardines that fit the tin!?
Why do you `Drive a car`, `Pilot a plane`, but only ride a horse!?
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those are really clever words!. Thanks for shedding the lights!.
Ever heard this one!? >> Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ever heard this one!? >> Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!
Words of wisdom indeed!. That's why you're my favourite philosopher!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Words of wisdom indeed!. That's why you're my favourite philosopher!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha, you been in the christmas crackers again!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL > Where are you getting these from > they're funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hey,i did manage to work the first one out
eventually :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
eventually :)Www@Enter-QA@Com