Now now who will report this joke?!
Question: Now now who will report this joke!?
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale!."
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard!.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there
"You talk!?" he asks!.
"Yep," the Lab replies!.
"So, what’s your story!?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when
I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA about my gift,
and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping!. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running!."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t
getting any younger so I wanted to settle down!. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious charactersand listening in!. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals!. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired!."
The guy is amazed!. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog!.
"Ten pounds!."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing!. Why on earth are you selling him
so cheap!?"
"Because he’s a lying bastard! He didn’t do any of that stuff!"
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"Talking Dog For Sale!."
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard!.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there
"You talk!?" he asks!.
"Yep," the Lab replies!.
"So, what’s your story!?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when
I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA about my gift,
and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping!. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running!."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t
getting any younger so I wanted to settle down!. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious charactersand listening in!. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals!. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired!."
The guy is amazed!. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog!.
"Ten pounds!."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing!. Why on earth are you selling him
so cheap!?"
"Because he’s a lying bastard! He didn’t do any of that stuff!"
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Answers:
lol really funny, why would anyone report that!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny,really, i was lauging to death!. why would anybody report this hillarious joke!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!.!. not reportingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Anyone who reports this joke needs their head examined!. It's good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ur an idiotWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good one, thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha Thats a good joke =]
Dont know why people would report it!. =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dont know why people would report it!. =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha! it was good!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is really funny!. what was the joke that you gave yesterday!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
good joke!. i laughed so hard, my wife woke up from her sleep!.Www@Enter-QA@Com