Boys and girls,longish but worth it!?!
Question: Boys and girls,longish but worth it!!?
Old Lady In Court
Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age!?
Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old!.
Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st!?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me!.
Defense Attorney:
Did you know him!?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly!.
Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down!?
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh!.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him!?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him!.
Defense Attorney:
Why not!?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good!. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago!.
Defense Attorney:
What happened next!?
Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts!.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then!?
Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him!.
Defense Attorney
Why not!?
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited!. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney:
What happened next!?
Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man!. Take me now!"
Defense Attorney:
Did he take you!?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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ROFL ROFL ROFL LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
Probably the first time I have ever approved of a gun crime!.
He had it commin'Www@Enter-QA@Com
He had it commin'Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaa good very funny lol ;)!.!.!.im actually laughing :P
the little bastard!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the little bastard!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Definitely worth a star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
AND WHY NOT!? HAHAHAHAHA lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is very good,thanks for posting!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
delightful!! pmsl!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very amusing!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
KMSL!. nice 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL !!! And that's when i shot him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
class act lady!.!.*Www@Enter-QA@Com
that got jimbob chuckling!.!.lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol very funny Www@Enter-QA@Com
is he dead then!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
not guilty!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was hilarious!.!. made my day thanx!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL STUPID WOMAN lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice one our kidda!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com