What are some cute knock knock jokes?!
Question: What are some cute knock knock jokes!?
My son loves telling jokes, i need some good ones for him!. They don't have to be knock knock jokes, just kid friendlyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Police!.
Police who!?
Police let us in; it's cold out here!.
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Doris!.
Doris, who!?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
I love!.
I love who!?
I don't know, you tell me!
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Norma Lee!.
Norma Lee who!?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias!?
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there!?
Police!.
Police who!?
Police let us in; it's cold out here!.
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Doris!.
Doris, who!?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
I love!.
I love who!?
I don't know, you tell me!
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Norma Lee!.
Norma Lee who!?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias!?
Www@Enter-QA@Com
There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen!. Which one is the real cowboy!?
The one on the range!.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat!?
Cut off your head!.
A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"
Q!. Where do you find a one legged dog!?
A!. Where you left it!.
Q!. What's pink and fluffy
A!. Pink fluff
Q!. What's blue and fluffy
person replies: blue fluff!?
A!. Pink fluff holding it's breath
Two muffins are in the oven!.
One says to the other "Gosh it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no!.!.!. It's a talking muffin"
1!. knock knock
2!. whos there
1!. orange
2!.orange who
1!.knock knock
2!.whos there
1!.orange
2!.orange who
1!.knock knock
2!.whos there
1!.banana arnt you glad i didnt say orange!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!.!.!.
1!.knock knock
2!.whos there
1!.hortin
2!.hortin who
1!.not hortin who its hortin HEARS a who!!!!
lol!! i love that one^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Good Luck!
and God Bless You And Your Family
~Lilme?Www@Enter-QA@Com
The one on the range!.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat!?
Cut off your head!.
A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"
Q!. Where do you find a one legged dog!?
A!. Where you left it!.
Q!. What's pink and fluffy
A!. Pink fluff
Q!. What's blue and fluffy
person replies: blue fluff!?
A!. Pink fluff holding it's breath
Two muffins are in the oven!.
One says to the other "Gosh it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no!.!.!. It's a talking muffin"
1!. knock knock
2!. whos there
1!. orange
2!.orange who
1!.knock knock
2!.whos there
1!.orange
2!.orange who
1!.knock knock
2!.whos there
1!.banana arnt you glad i didnt say orange!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!.!.!.
1!.knock knock
2!.whos there
1!.hortin
2!.hortin who
1!.not hortin who its hortin HEARS a who!!!!
lol!! i love that one^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Good Luck!
and God Bless You And Your Family
~Lilme?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock knock!.!.!.who is there!.!.!.boo!.!.!.!.boo who!? aw please don`t cry it is just a joke! Knock knock!.!.!.who is there!?!.!.!.banana!.!.!.banana who!.!.!.knock knock!.!.!.who is there!.!.!.!.banana!.!.!.!.banana who!?!.!.!.knock knock!.!.!.WHO IS THERE!.!.!.orange!.!.!.orange who!?!.!.!.!.orange you glad I didn`t say banana! Knock knock!.!.!.who is there!.!.!.no one!.!.!.no one who!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.(!.!.!.!.get it)
Lol sorry dumb jokes but they were all I could think of!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol sorry dumb jokes but they were all I could think of!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock
who's there
boo
boo who
its ok you don't have to cry
or
knock knock
who's there
little old lady
little old lady who
gee i didn't know you can yodel
you can buy knock knock jokes books at any book store or walmart!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
who's there
boo
boo who
its ok you don't have to cry
or
knock knock
who's there
little old lady
little old lady who
gee i didn't know you can yodel
you can buy knock knock jokes books at any book store or walmart!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Say, "I have a knock knock joke but you have to start it!." Then watch their confusion!.Www@Enter-QA@Com