An Irish Joke from Ireland?!
Question: An Irish Joke from Ireland!?
Padraig Feeney received a letter from the income tax dpt!. to come and explain how he had over 500,000 Euro totally unaccounted for in his bank account!.
He appeared in front of the inspector with his lawyer and explained he was a professional gambler and that he could prove it!. "Go ahead" said the inspector!.
"I bet you E1000 that i can bite myself on the nose" said Paddy the inspector took the bet and Paddy took out his false teeth and bit his nose!. "Ok double or quits, I bet can bite my eye without removing my false teeth" The inspector took the bet at which point Paddy popped his glass eye into his mouth!." I will give you a chance" said Paddy I bet you E1000 i can stand in the corner of the room and piss into your waste paper bucket without spilling a drop" The inspector of taxes is by now down a lot of money and desperate to prove Paddy a liar and accepts the bet!.
Paddy stands in the corner of the room, unzips his fly and lets loose in the general direction of the waste paper bucket and creates a mess of terrible proportions at which point the tax inspector is delighted and shouts "Got you,and you owe me E3000!!" Unfortunately Paddies lawyer has gone white!. The inspector asked him what was wrong and was told " My client bet me E50,000 this morning that he could piss all over your desk today and you would be happy about it!!!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He appeared in front of the inspector with his lawyer and explained he was a professional gambler and that he could prove it!. "Go ahead" said the inspector!.
"I bet you E1000 that i can bite myself on the nose" said Paddy the inspector took the bet and Paddy took out his false teeth and bit his nose!. "Ok double or quits, I bet can bite my eye without removing my false teeth" The inspector took the bet at which point Paddy popped his glass eye into his mouth!." I will give you a chance" said Paddy I bet you E1000 i can stand in the corner of the room and piss into your waste paper bucket without spilling a drop" The inspector of taxes is by now down a lot of money and desperate to prove Paddy a liar and accepts the bet!.
Paddy stands in the corner of the room, unzips his fly and lets loose in the general direction of the waste paper bucket and creates a mess of terrible proportions at which point the tax inspector is delighted and shouts "Got you,and you owe me E3000!!" Unfortunately Paddies lawyer has gone white!. The inspector asked him what was wrong and was told " My client bet me E50,000 this morning that he could piss all over your desk today and you would be happy about it!!!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol liked it :D and imagining it all with an irish accent is the icing on the cake!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!
That's really good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's really good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahahahahah did u make that up!?!? if u did Good Job!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wooooooow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how do u people make such good jokes
plz plz tel me the tips
keep smiling and writing jokes
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how do u people make such good jokes
plz plz tel me the tips
keep smiling and writing jokes
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haha,that one's great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
pathetic!.!.!.!.a joke is supposed to be funny yours is notWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats a good one Www@Enter-QA@Com
XD XD XD I LOVE THAT ONE! It's the first time I heard it, but it cracked me up! OMG! My face!!!! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com