Here's a joke AND a riddle!!!?!
Question: Here's a joke AND a riddle!!!!?
A priest was going on a golf outing and it was the day where the people repented there sins in the one room with the screen which its name slips my mind!. So the priest tells the janitor to take his spot, and he gave him instructions on how much people should repent with sins!. After a several minutes, the janitor is down to the last one!. This man had done a bad thing indeed!. The janitor could not find the bad deed on his instructions, and asks one of the altor boys, 'Hey kid, what does the pastor give for blow jobs!?' and the kid says, 'Well, usually he gives me a snickers bar!.'
There was a father and son riding in a car, but then they got in a horrible bloody car crash!. The son was rushed to the hosptial, and was about to have surgery when the surgeon says, "I can't operate on him, he's my son!."
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!!?!!?!!?!!?
first correct answer = 10 points!!!!
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There was a father and son riding in a car, but then they got in a horrible bloody car crash!. The son was rushed to the hosptial, and was about to have surgery when the surgeon says, "I can't operate on him, he's my son!."
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!!?!!?!!?!!?
first correct answer = 10 points!!!!
(HINT: It's not Chuck Norris)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
the surgeon is the boy's mom
nice joke lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice joke lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It says there was a father and a son, it dosn't say it was the son's father, the man just has a son, which makes him a father!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The father got out of the car to go to the hospital for work!.
But he left the car on and the son was still in there and that's why they had the crash!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
But he left the car on and the son was still in there and that's why they had the crash!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chedder is right!. The surgon in married to the boy's father, who was driving the car, thus making her his mother!.
The joke made me smile!. =D Now I can be happy as I get ready for work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The joke made me smile!. =D Now I can be happy as I get ready for work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The father in the car was his pastor or preacher and the surgeon was his dad =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
the dad must have been his step dad!. or the surgin is his momWww@Enter-QA@Com