Dolly & the Queen at The Gates?!
Question: Dolly & the Queen at The Gates!?
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth II went to the Pearly Gates on the same day!. They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be
admitted to Heaven!.
The Angel said 'Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today
so I must decide which of one of you will be admitted'
The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she
should go to Heaven!. Dolly took off her top and said, 'Look at these,
they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will
please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity!.'
The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II
the same question!. The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever
and flushed it without saying a word!. The Angel immediately said, 'OK,
your Majesty, you may go into Heaven!.'
Dolly was outraged and asked, 'What was that all about!? I showed you
two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down!. She simply
flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to
me!?
'Sorry, Dolly,' said the Angel, 'but even in Heaven, a royal flush
beats a pair - no matter how big they are'Www@Enter-QA@Com
admitted to Heaven!.
The Angel said 'Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today
so I must decide which of one of you will be admitted'
The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she
should go to Heaven!. Dolly took off her top and said, 'Look at these,
they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will
please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity!.'
The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II
the same question!. The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever
and flushed it without saying a word!. The Angel immediately said, 'OK,
your Majesty, you may go into Heaven!.'
Dolly was outraged and asked, 'What was that all about!? I showed you
two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down!. She simply
flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to
me!?
'Sorry, Dolly,' said the Angel, 'but even in Heaven, a royal flush
beats a pair - no matter how big they are'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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THANKS!
(I am getting old!. I know too many old jokes! BUT: At least, because of people like you they are being shared to, and enjoyed by a new generation, and!.!.!. around the world via the net!)
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