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Question: Want a good bar joke!?
Three women left separately after a very late night out drinking Guinness until the early hours!. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who had been the most drunk!.
The first gal claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks"!.
To which the second gal replied, "You think that was drunk!? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw!. I don't even have insurance!"
And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk!. I got home, I go in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!"
They all looked at each other for a moment!. Then the first gal says: "Ladies, I don't think you understand!. Chunks is my dog!."
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The first gal claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks"!.
To which the second gal replied, "You think that was drunk!? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw!. I don't even have insurance!"
And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk!. I got home, I go in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!"
They all looked at each other for a moment!. Then the first gal says: "Ladies, I don't think you understand!. Chunks is my dog!."
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Answers:
A dweeb walks into a bar with a sign that says 'anyone who can squeeze juice from this lemon gets $1 million bucks'!.
The lemon was old, dried up and moldy!. But the dweeb squeezed with all his might and fill a 32 oz pitcher with lemon juice!.
The bartender almost lost his mind, pleaded with the dweeb to tell him how he did it!. Dweeb says, I'm an auditor for the IRS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The lemon was old, dried up and moldy!. But the dweeb squeezed with all his might and fill a 32 oz pitcher with lemon juice!.
The bartender almost lost his mind, pleaded with the dweeb to tell him how he did it!. Dweeb says, I'm an auditor for the IRS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe here's mine:
185 rocking chairs walk into a bar!. The bar tender says "I'm sorry, but I can't serve 185 rocking chairs!." The chairs replied, "That's okay, we're already a little tipsy!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
185 rocking chairs walk into a bar!. The bar tender says "I'm sorry, but I can't serve 185 rocking chairs!." The chairs replied, "That's okay, we're already a little tipsy!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha Saw That On Sikipedia =PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Confusing at the start but at the bottom it made senseWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha thats propa funny, thanx for the laugh :)
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haha, wow, grossWww@Enter-QA@Com
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