Joke and riddle ..read and rate?!
Question: Joke and riddle !.!.read and rate!?
There is a guy who's driving by a house when his car breaks down so he goes to the house and knocks on the door, an old guy comes out and he asks the old guy if he can stay the night, the guy says 'sure but don't touch my purple gorrila'
'you don't have a purple gorrila'
'yes i do'
'show me'
so the old guy opens a trapdoor in the greenhouse and and goes down the ladder to a curtain, he pulls back the curtain and there's a cage with a purple gorila
the old guy says
'see i showed you my gorrila now you go to sleep'
as the man is sleeping he wonders what would happen if he touched the gorrila, so he walked to the greenhouse opened the trapdoor and touched the gorrila!. THe gorrila screamed and bent the bars open, the man screamed too and ran, as he was going to the house he tripped, the gorrila loomed over him ominously
and touched him and said 'you're it'
RIDDLE
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Out of the eater something to eat
out of the strong something sweet
what is it!?
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'you don't have a purple gorrila'
'yes i do'
'show me'
so the old guy opens a trapdoor in the greenhouse and and goes down the ladder to a curtain, he pulls back the curtain and there's a cage with a purple gorila
the old guy says
'see i showed you my gorrila now you go to sleep'
as the man is sleeping he wonders what would happen if he touched the gorrila, so he walked to the greenhouse opened the trapdoor and touched the gorrila!. THe gorrila screamed and bent the bars open, the man screamed too and ran, as he was going to the house he tripped, the gorrila loomed over him ominously
and touched him and said 'you're it'
RIDDLE
_______
Out of the eater something to eat
out of the strong something sweet
what is it!?
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Answers:
the joke is o!.k!.
The riddle's the lion and the honey
It's from the story of Samson!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The riddle's the lion and the honey
It's from the story of Samson!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haven't got bloody clue about the riddle!. But the joke (and I cant stress this enough) Have to be funny to make me laugh, and I think I need a mop and a new pair of pants!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats a weird joke thing!. and i dont like the riddle cuz i can never solve riddles!.
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.
help me^^^Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.
help me^^^Www@Enter-QA@Com
Out of the eater something to eat
out of the strong something sweet
what is it!?
wasn't that in the bibleWww@Enter-QA@Com
out of the strong something sweet
what is it!?
wasn't that in the bibleWww@Enter-QA@Com
joke is pretty funny
the riddle is puzzling wats the answerWww@Enter-QA@Com
the riddle is puzzling wats the answerWww@Enter-QA@Com
the purple gorrilla joke is pretty funny
and the answer to the riddle is a tooth!?
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and the answer to the riddle is a tooth!?
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Sorry don't do riddles, but enjoyed the joke,,,,,,,thanks!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
idk about the riddle!.!.!.!. confusing!
and the joke is REALLY stupid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and the joke is REALLY stupid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like the joke but the riddle i don't understand!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The riddle sounds like oral sex!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
*yawn*Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha okWww@Enter-QA@Com
honey!?
as for the joke it's OK, better than mostWww@Enter-QA@Com
as for the joke it's OK, better than mostWww@Enter-QA@Com
the joke was lameWww@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get either!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com