Oldie But Goldie (joke)?!
Question: Oldie But Goldie (joke)!?
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large
farm for several years!. He had a large pond in the back!. It was properly shaped
for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
and some apple and peach trees!.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, and look it over,
as he hadn't been there for a while!. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to
bring back some fruit!.
As he neared the
pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee!. As
he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny- dipping in his
pond!. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end!. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
or make you get out of the pond naked!.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator!.'
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farm for several years!. He had a large pond in the back!. It was properly shaped
for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
and some apple and peach trees!.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, and look it over,
as he hadn't been there for a while!. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to
bring back some fruit!.
As he neared the
pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee!. As
he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny- dipping in his
pond!. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end!. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
or make you get out of the pond naked!.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator!.'
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Answers:
Lmao!. Don't mess with seniors!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very witty, and hilariously funny! Keep up the good work, definately worthy of a star! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Smooth move!!
roflmfao!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
roflmfao!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Holy Crappies he still had the last laugh!!!xxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
great, i like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com