Random Limericks, heres mine. What Are Your Good ones?!
Question: Random Limericks, heres mine!. What Are Your Good ones!?
There once was a guy named Dan
Who went on a date with Ann
He felt up her shirt
Put his finger up her skirt
Then he realized this girl was a Man
There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
She said, "Pardon my soul,
But you're in the wrong hole!.
There's plenty of room in the right one!."
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Who went on a date with Ann
He felt up her shirt
Put his finger up her skirt
Then he realized this girl was a Man
There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
She said, "Pardon my soul,
But you're in the wrong hole!.
There's plenty of room in the right one!."
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Answers:
There once was a man from Perth
who was born on the day of his birth!.
He was married they say
on his wife's wedding day and
he died when he quitted the Earth!
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who was born on the day of his birth!.
He was married they say
on his wife's wedding day and
he died when he quitted the Earth!
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There once was a young man named Simon,
Who thought 'bout becoming a pie-man,
He baked up some pies,
Then opened up his eyes,
Cos Simon the pie-man was rhyming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who thought 'bout becoming a pie-man,
He baked up some pies,
Then opened up his eyes,
Cos Simon the pie-man was rhyming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There once was a boy named Sean
who wishes he'd never been born
and he'd never had been
if his father had seen
that the end of his condom was torn!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
who wishes he'd never been born
and he'd never had been
if his father had seen
that the end of his condom was torn!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jack and Jill,
Went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water,
God knows
What they did up there,
And came down with a daughter!!!!
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Went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water,
God knows
What they did up there,
And came down with a daughter!!!!
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