What's funnier than blonde riddles? Bill Clinton ones of course!?!
Question: What's funnier than blonde riddles!? Bill Clinton ones of course!!?
A Marine Colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual, nothing is moving!."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what seems to be the hold up!?"
The officer replies, "The President is just so depressed that Hillary has moved to New York, and may leave him altogether that he just stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway, and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire!.
He says his family absolutely hates him and he doesn't have the $33!.5 million he owes his lawyers for that whole Monica and Paula thing!.
So I'm walking around taking up a collection for him!."
"Oh really!? How much have you collected so far!?"
"So far about three hundred gallons, but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning!."
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He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what seems to be the hold up!?"
The officer replies, "The President is just so depressed that Hillary has moved to New York, and may leave him altogether that he just stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway, and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire!.
He says his family absolutely hates him and he doesn't have the $33!.5 million he owes his lawyers for that whole Monica and Paula thing!.
So I'm walking around taking up a collection for him!."
"Oh really!? How much have you collected so far!?"
"So far about three hundred gallons, but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning!."
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Answers:
lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. hahahaha
from where do u get such good jokes from!!!
keep smiling :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
from where do u get such good jokes from!!!
keep smiling :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol nice joke!.!.!.
(You'll find it's a joke not a riddle!)
Extremely funny though! Www@Enter-QA@Com
(You'll find it's a joke not a riddle!)
Extremely funny though! Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!.!.!.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!.!.!.
oh my god i laughed so hard!!! phew! ^_^"Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!.!.!.
oh my god i laughed so hard!!! phew! ^_^"Www@Enter-QA@Com
what an interesting question!.
goaway!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
goaway!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow!. That was bad!. It was kind of funny though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
*mexican guy from family guy*
HA! Is funny cause all these things is true!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA! Is funny cause all these things is true!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
We can only hope!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's so 90s!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
!.!.!.i still like him, though :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.i still like him, though :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
"All week, Hillary Clinton has been saying that she has no intention of running for president!. See, this is kind of like her version of 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman!.' "
-- Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton told Time magazine that she sympathizes with Martha Stewart because they're friends!. Apparently, Martha used to come by the Oval Office once a week to try to get the stains out!."
-- Jay Leno
"Hillary said that after Bill admitted the affair with Monica he would spend time alone with Buddy, the dog!. He would spend all his time with Buddy the dog!. At least that's how he told her he got those scratches on his back!."
-- Jay Leno
"In the book Hillary says she and President Clinton kept their marriage together through counseling!. Yeah, that and living in different cities and never seeing each other!."
-- Craig Kilborn
"Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book!.' "
-- Craig Kilborn
"Bob Dole and Bill Clinton did a point/counterpoint segment on '60 Minutes' and both of them brought their own sponsors!. Bob Dole of course had Viagra and Clinton had Dupont Stain Master Carpets!."
-- Jay Leno
What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us!?
When we want some dick in the White House, we just vote
To which preacher did Bill go for advice!?
Oral Roberts
"You may think you have a stressful job, but since she's been a Senator, Hillary Clinton, they say, put on 30 pounds!. In fact, she has gotten so heavy that today Bill hit on her!."
-- David Letterman
"Celebrity birthdays, today Monica Lewinsky is 28!. It seemed like just yesterday she was crawling around on the floor in the Oval Office!."
-- David Letterman
"No move ever goes smoothly!. Today Clinton's brand new desk arrived!. He had to send it back, apparently not enough head room!."
-- David Letterman
"Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem!. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark!."
-- Craig Kilborn
What is Bill Clinton's favorite federal program!?
Head Start
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-- Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton told Time magazine that she sympathizes with Martha Stewart because they're friends!. Apparently, Martha used to come by the Oval Office once a week to try to get the stains out!."
-- Jay Leno
"Hillary said that after Bill admitted the affair with Monica he would spend time alone with Buddy, the dog!. He would spend all his time with Buddy the dog!. At least that's how he told her he got those scratches on his back!."
-- Jay Leno
"In the book Hillary says she and President Clinton kept their marriage together through counseling!. Yeah, that and living in different cities and never seeing each other!."
-- Craig Kilborn
"Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book!.' "
-- Craig Kilborn
"Bob Dole and Bill Clinton did a point/counterpoint segment on '60 Minutes' and both of them brought their own sponsors!. Bob Dole of course had Viagra and Clinton had Dupont Stain Master Carpets!."
-- Jay Leno
What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us!?
When we want some dick in the White House, we just vote
To which preacher did Bill go for advice!?
Oral Roberts
"You may think you have a stressful job, but since she's been a Senator, Hillary Clinton, they say, put on 30 pounds!. In fact, she has gotten so heavy that today Bill hit on her!."
-- David Letterman
"Celebrity birthdays, today Monica Lewinsky is 28!. It seemed like just yesterday she was crawling around on the floor in the Oval Office!."
-- David Letterman
"No move ever goes smoothly!. Today Clinton's brand new desk arrived!. He had to send it back, apparently not enough head room!."
-- David Letterman
"Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem!. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark!."
-- Craig Kilborn
What is Bill Clinton's favorite federal program!?
Head Start
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