Oh how i love blonde riddles! lmfao.?!
Question: Oh how i love blonde riddles! lmfao!.!?
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane!. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence!. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50!.00!. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted!.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star!?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5!. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs!?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled!. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer!. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50!.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question!?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5!.
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The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star!?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5!. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs!?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled!. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer!. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50!.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question!?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5!.
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Answers:
LOL! good one!
here's another blonde joke!
There was a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, and a magical cliff!. If you jumped off of the cliff and shouted what you wanted to land in, you would land in it! So the brunette jumped off and screamed SODA, so she landed in soda!. Then the redhead jumped off and screamed ICE CREAM, so she landed in ice cream!.
Finally it was the blondes turn to jump, so she started to run towards the cliff when she tripped over a rock and tumbled off the cliff shouting CRAP! so she landed in crap!
haha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
here's another blonde joke!
There was a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, and a magical cliff!. If you jumped off of the cliff and shouted what you wanted to land in, you would land in it! So the brunette jumped off and screamed SODA, so she landed in soda!. Then the redhead jumped off and screamed ICE CREAM, so she landed in ice cream!.
Finally it was the blondes turn to jump, so she started to run towards the cliff when she tripped over a rock and tumbled off the cliff shouting CRAP! so she landed in crap!
haha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaa that was funny lol :)
hat one was really good post more jokes on this site if you have any k!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hat one was really good post more jokes on this site if you have any k!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha
the blonde really didn't win!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the blonde really didn't win!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahahahahaha see blondes are smart!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOO! Smart dumb blonde!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha! yay the blonde wins!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
im still laughing to funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes, I love that one !Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i really dont get it!?!?!?!?!? post it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was a good on i am going to have to mail it to everyone now!. lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it and i'm blonde!.Www@Enter-QA@Com